“…er, would you like me to climb the rope for you again, Ms Turner? Because I’d be happy to climb the rope for you again…”*
February 8, 2005
February 8, 2005
Random Alan Colmes thought, Tuesday, February 8, 3:22 PM EST
…you know what? I’ve changed my mind. I’m gonna go with the egg salad sandwich, instead…
February 8, 2005
UNimpressive: “Annan Suspends Oil-For-Food Program Chief”
From the AP: Secretary-General Kofi Annan suspended the head of the U.N. oil-for-food program in Iraq and a senior official who dealt with contracts, following an independent investigation that accused them of misconduct, a spokesman said Monday. Benon Sevan, who was in charge of the $64 billion humanitarian program, and Joseph Stephanides, who heads the U.N. Security Council Affairs Division, were told Friday that they had been suspended with pay,
February 8, 2005
If instead of a dead old kleptocrat surrounded by a legion of horny, circumcised demons, Yassir Arafat were a Hooter’s waitress
Arafat: “Yes, I’m sure these have the 3-Mile Island sauce, Senator Kennedy. Now please, take your pinky out of my ass. I have other tables.”*
February 8, 2005
in which I decide to pass the buck, so that I can run to Best Buy and pick up the new Malcolm X DVD
Everything you wanted to know about the Eason Jordan affair but couldn’t possibly expect me to write about—this being a rather one–dimensional little Jew humor blog and all… Oh. And as long as we’re on the subject of one-dimensional Jew humor blogs…throw me a bone, willya?
February 8, 2005
University of Colorado Ethnic Studies professor and anti-American firebrand Ward Churchill explains to 70s Kung-fu expert and counterculture icon Billy Jack his CONTINUED comparison of 911 victims to Nazi Adolph Eichmann
“So then I look Paula Zahn right in the eye and say, ‘I don’t believe I owe an apology, baby. I don’t know if the people of 9-11 specifically wanted to kill everybody that was killed. It was just worth it to them in order to do whatever it was they decided it was necessary to do that bystanders be killed. And that essentially is the same mentality, the same
February 8, 2005
Talking back to 80s music, 42
Uh huh. And I’m hot for the counter girl at Heavenly Ham. What’s your point? “Hot for Teacher,” Van Halen
February 8, 2005
Odd, ends
1. Thanks so much to Mac for the Kinji Fukasaku Yakuza flicks. These films influenced a lot of important American actioners of the ‘70s, an epochal genre that includes some of my favorite films (eg. Friedkin’s The French Connection, or Don Siegel’s Dirty Harry); sincere thanks also to PATRICK SENNETT [whom I confused with the actor Jack Thompson] for The Masterworks Edition of Breaker Morant—a film I haven’t yet seen