It’s not just the cholesterol! Chickens have the right to roam free and wild and be happy. How can they fulfill themselves by pecking each other to death if they’re shut up in little nesting areas, like the prisoners in Guantanamo? Er, do terrorists nest?
Is it just me or does he look like a turtle with no shell? I want to know the truth, dont patronize me, goddammit. If I’m still having flashbacks I want to know about it.
I like Colmes. If you listen to his radio show, you’ll find that he (gasp) actually listens to and has reasonable conversations with callers who disagree with him. And he has a self-deprecating sense of humor.
3:23 PM EST
…you know what? I’ve changed my mind. That Ellis Hennican sure is an annoying little prick, after all…
…on wheat, with a side of blood
…wait, are these eggs laid by free-range chickens? Because I’ll only eat eggs from free-range chickens. Less cholesterol that way.
Notice how Alan has started to look really bad in the last few months – like since November 2nd? Hope he’s not sick – he’s a reasonable foil for Sean.
It’s not just the cholesterol! Chickens have the right to roam free and wild and be happy. How can they fulfill themselves by pecking each other to death if they’re shut up in little nesting areas, like the prisoners in Guantanamo? Er, do terrorists nest?
I’ll take Colmes over the annoying Juan Williams anyday.
MC, he’s not sick he’s only pining….
3:27 PM EST
…Okay, I really haven’t changed my mind on this one. That Henry Kissinger makes me wetter than a snack cake…
Is it just me or does he look like a turtle with no shell? I want to know the truth, dont patronize me, goddammit. If I’m still having flashbacks I want to know about it.
Big E,
I think “Go go Gadget neck!”
We’re in the same ballpark anyway.
Have the contractors given up on getting that one eyebrow lined up with the other one?
‘Cause if it was up to me I’d tear down that face and start over from scratch.
Alan Colmes is a semi-highbrow.
Colmes makes a good liberal co-host. Fox could certainly do a lot worse.
I like Colmes. If you listen to his radio show, you’ll find that he (gasp) actually listens to and has reasonable conversations with callers who disagree with him. And he has a self-deprecating sense of humor.
I appreciate people with self-defecating humor.
And a face made for radio.
Sorry, man, but the truth just cries out to be told.
Kelly, you appreciate people who shit themselves?