So I’m sitting in my living room, watching live FOXNews coverage of an East LA freeway chase and enjoying my lunch (a low-carb ham and turkey wrap with swiss cheese and sliced jalapeno), when suddenly I hear a very light tapping at my front door.  Well, imagine my surprise when I open it and find none other than that Roaming Gnome guy from the Travelocity commercials—only he’s coated in blood

Dig, people. DIG!  THE TRUTH (however revolting—and yet, strangely erotic) IS OUT THERE! **** update:  Yesterday, when AMERICAblog broke the huge “Hairless former Talon News reporter photographed with a hardon” story, I studied the evidentiary photos provided (as a diligent CITIZEN JOURNALIST really must) and concluded that this whole thing is about Bush’s unwillingness to allow a 4-3 state supreme court decision to dictate an enormous change in social policy.

A note to those wingers wringing their hands over this loathsome “Jeff Gannon” character: NONE OF THIS is about Gannon being gay. I mean, that photo-rich spread on AMERICAblog with the 15 or so shots of Gannon luxuriating over his own nipples, or Gannon’s soldier-cock standing stiff at attention—coupled with the come-hither ad text directed at other, likeminded men? Completely incidental. In fact, when I contacted John Aravosis about it,

Saw (2004) Directed by James Wan.  Stars Leigh Whannell, Cary Elwes, Monica Potter, and Danny Glover. Five words or less review:  “Yup.  That’ll leave a mark.”