Everything you wanted to know about the Eason Jordan affair but couldn’t possibly expect me to write about—this being a rather one–dimensional little Jew humor blog and all…
Oh. And as long as we’re on the subject of one-dimensional Jew humor blogs…throw me a bone, willya?
That is the Mother of All Efficient Link Posts…well done!
Your freakin winning by a mile!….
Okay, you wizened little Bagel fornicator, how come my link is linked to the word “Jew?”
My lawyer, Abram Horowitz Finkelstemtericenberg will be contacting you with the appropriate papers and commencing litigation so fierce that you will be, in the aftermath, typing with stumps.
You’re griping about the word “Jew”? At least you got a proper noun. You know, a little something you could slap on a t-shirt and sell.
Me, I got “this”. A rinky-dink pronoun. A simple placeholder. Something to keeps the noun’s seat warm until it comes back and takes its proper place in a sentence.
I’m never going to make the silly, mad blog cash with a pronoun.
Okay, I voted for you, Jeff. But only because you threatened to cut off my food rations.
That and your great tan.
Yeah, go ahead, bitch about your link word, you ungrateful bastards. Complain about your lack of prime-time placement when … sniff … some of us didn’t even … choke … didn’t even get a link … sob.
Oh god, I just can’t go on like this … he won’t even throw me a bone any more, the rotten little link-tease. What does he want from me ? Do I have to actually post something he can link to ? It’s just not fair …
You got my vote. Good luck!
Oh, and, Jeff, I’d think twice before overhyping this vote. Y’know, with over a third of the blogosphere unable to get to the polls due to the poor security situation and all…
Malcolm X? Damn, I missed Malcolm I through IX.
Unless this is like Leonard, Pt. 6 or something…
Jeff’s jewish?
My lawyer, Abram Horowitz Finkelstemtericenberg has been reviewing the assets of Mr. Goldstein and reports that the pot that he pisses in, which is the sum total of his net worth, has been mortgaged into the 21st century.
I am, however, reliably informed his has an attractive wife who is also proficient in things technical, so an out of court settlement is still in the cards for his Jewbaiting blood-libel.
Am I the last person in the country who doesn’t have a blog?
swimdad
No, SD, that would be me.
Psst! Gerard!
Let your lawyer know that we’re already in the 21st Century.
Will these election campaigns never end!!!???
Jimmie—oh you of the damp name—please note that I have updated my lawyer, Abram Horowitz Finkelstemtericenberg, concerning your slander and you have been named in the forthcoming documents as well.
i note that the word I am compelled to type in below is “length” but I cannot see that that has anything to do with you at all.
As the only blog on that list who actually gets decent traffic, it only took linkage from you to blow things away.
Now come the accusations of vote rigging and ballot stuffing.
well, Jeff claims to be Jewish, but then Churchill claimed to be Indian too…..
Hmm.
Good point, RWS.
An excellent point RWS.
And one with a great deal of content that must be carefully examined.
Just to begin, I would like to know if anyone has ever seen My lawyer, Abram Horowitz Finkelstemtericenberg, in the same room with Jeff Goldstein?
i thought not. Suggestive, is it not?
Even more suggestive is the fact that Goldstein’s spam guard is forcing me to enter the Jewish word “paid” in order to post.
Need I point out that “paid” speech is not free speech?
Anyone know if Jeff is getting the Sunni vote?
Later,
bbeck
“length” and “paid”? I’d say there was some subliminal hijinks going on there, Gerard, but who can say, really?
Those Jews are sneaky, I’m told. If they are Jews. Which they might not be.
And Ayatollah Sistani has declared that should Jeff win the election, he will not insist on Jeff’s running the blog in accordance with Sharia law.
So that’s good, too.
(Damp name? Damp Name?? Why if I had be a lawyer with a “finkel” in his name, I’d sue, or something).
I’m not sure what you consider “decent” traffic. I can’t say I’m happy to be losing, and I’m not sure how you got SO MANY votes, but most days, I’m pretty happy with my people.
Esther —
Are those remarks addressed to me? Or to one of the commenters?
I note that by addressing Esther in that tone and ignoring her obviously biblical Jewish roots—I believe she’s had whole books written of her—you have committed yet another blood libel and, having contacted Esther directly, my lawyer, Abram Horowitz Finkelstemtericenberg is now prepared to litigate against you in her name as well.
I note that your “robot” is now requiring me to enter the word “material” against my will. This is just one more item that shall become material in the forthcoming lawsuits.
Sorry I wasn’t clear about my “yous.”
The first you was to Beck. And the second was to you.
And just to clarify, I’m not alleging any misdoings, I’m just awed by the sheer vastness of the gap, and how it seemed to spring fully form’d overnight.
Some of my readers must have followed the link and voted for me. Only explanation I can think of.
Sure Goldstein, use Occam’s Razor will ya? Factist!