Garofalo:  “A fucking Reagan stamp?  Christ, why not just put Hitler on Mount Rushmore, or Rush Limbaugh on the dollar bill?” US Postal carrier:  “Look at my hat, lady. Would someone with the power to decide who goes on a postage stamp be wearing a hat like this?  “Now hurry up and sign for your package.  You’re not my only stop, you know.”*

click pic! **** update: Post reopened at the request of DovBear.  protein wisdom is nothing if not a giver.

“And it shall be, when the officers have made an end of speaking unto the people, that they shall make captains of the armies to lead the people.”*

“I shall be found keen in judgment, and in the sight of rulers I shall be admired.”*

“Then David sent and wooed Abigail, to make her his wife. When David’s servants came to Abigail at Carmel, they said to her, ‘David has sent us to you to take you to him as his wife.’ She rose and bowed down, with her face to the ground, and said, ‘Your servant is a slave to wash the feet of the servants of my lord.’ Abigail got up hurriedly and

“The LORD gave Moses and Aaron the following regulations for the people of Israel. When any man has a discharge from his penis the discharge is unclean, whether the penis runs with it or is stopped up by it. Any bed on which he sits or lies is unclean. Anyone who touches his bed or sits on anything the man has sat on must wash his clothes and take a