COCK. There. Now carry on.
February 22, 2005
February 22, 2005
Sweet [Ice Dong-free] Home, Alabama
From the AP: The Supreme Court declined Tuesday to review the constitutionality of a state law banning the sale of sex toys, rejecting an appeal that said consumers have a right to sexual privacy. Without comment, justices let stand a lower court ruling that said Alabama had a right to police the sale of devices that can be sexually stimulating. The American Civil Liberties Union filed the challenge on behalf
February 22, 2005
My seventeenth brief conversation with a McIntosh apple
me: “Say, you wouldn’t happen to have a built-in Airport somewhere inside you, would you?” apple: me: apple: me: apple: “What, are you talking to me?” me: “Yeah. Nevermind. It was a longshot, anyway.”
February 22, 2005
Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on Seymour Hersh and Bill Moyers having been awarded the prestigious George Polk Award for excellence in journalism
Garrett: “Bill Moyers? Dude, that guy once tried to grab my joint backstage at a Quiet Riot concert. Totally freaked me out. “…Unless maybe I’m thinking of Dominick Dunne. But, y’know—whatever.”* (h/t Malkin)
February 22, 2005
Thirty-eighth in a series of real-time empirical observations
In the time it takes you to read this post, Mike Eruzione, having taken another satisfying bite from his breakfast burrito, will suddenly find himsef thinking, “America. Fuck yeah!”— this despite having not yet seen Team America, and though he’s not terribly happy with all the deficit spending and the poor performance of the dollar.* (h/t ASV)