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If instead of a dead old kleptocrat surrounded by a legion of horny, circumcised demons, Yassir Arafat were a Hooter’s waitress

Arafat:  “Yes, I’m sure these have the 3-Mile Island sauce, Senator Kennedy.  Now please, take your pinky out of my ass.  I have other tables.”*

6 Replies to “If instead of a dead old kleptocrat surrounded by a legion of horny, circumcised demons, Yassir Arafat were a Hooter’s waitress”

  1. Jeff B. says:

    What a ridiculous fantasy.

    Yasser doesn’t have the chest for Hooters.  He was only a B-cup.

  2. Joe says:

    Kennedy: Mmhas’s na ma pimpy.

  3. shank says:

    Joe with the save!

  4. CraigC says:

    You sure that’s not the Chappaquiddick Island sauce?

  5. McGehee says:

    Jeff B., he wasn’t hired for his chest. The pimple on his nose looked like one of Jeff’s cut-glass-with-’em nipples.

    Or so the rumor goes.

  6. McGehee says:

    (Yes, as a matter of fact I did go there.)

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