Like Malkin and LGF before me, protein wisdom has been denied status as a Google News site—though my rejection email was somewhat different in tone than the ones Michelle and Charles posted on their sites. To wit: Hi Jeff, Thank you for your note. We have reviewed https://www.proteinwisdom.com but cannot include it in Google News at this time. I mean, “bowery mongrels”? Ms. Janeane Garofalo crammed into a “Tandoori bread
February 6, 2005
February 6, 2005
The “To me, the Super Bowl means spicy hot wings dunked in bleu cheese dressing” poem
for Denver Broncos fans To me, the Super Bowl means spicy hot wings dunked in bleu cheese dressing, and summer sausage piled high atop cracked wheat crackers. Because Mike Shanahan fucking sucks, man. Sucks!
February 6, 2005
in which I use the occasion of the Superbowl to make oblique, shallow, and unfair social commentary directed at right wingers
So. Who do you think Rush Limbaugh is pulling for today? **** heh.
February 6, 2005
Words that just sound funny, #11,856: “myrmidon”
eg. “Is that your myrmidon?” “Yes, that myrmidon belongs to me.”*