Sensing his own declining celebrity, serial smirker Ted Rall pokes his limp little stick at a new target: blogs: Bloggers are ordinary people, many of them uneducated and with nothing interesting to say. They’re sitting in their rec rooms, regurgitating and spinning what real journalists have dug up through hard work. They don’t have sources, they don’t report, and no one holds them accountable when they make mistakes or flat
February 23, 2005
February 23, 2005
Overheard inside a Ramadi bunker, Wednesday, Feb 23
First militant: “In the unlikely event I am killed by the toothless paper tigers of the American military juggernaut, Hassan, do you suppose Allah will allow me trade my 72 virgins for, say, a Playstation 2 with ‘Grand Theft Auto’…?” Second militant: First militant: “…Because honestly, the last virgin I bedded just sorta lay there like a wet palm frond. Whimpering from time to time. And bleeding quite a bit
February 23, 2005
BREAKING: FOX NEWS’ WASHINGTON EDITOR BRIT HUME ORDERS A PASTRAMI SANDWICH AND A SIDE OF FRIES AND GRAVY, CONTINUES TO FLOUT LEFTWING CALLS FOR HIS RESIGNATION; OLIVER WILLIS REPORTEDLY “OUTRAGED” BY HUME’S RECALCITRANCE, “REALLY JEALOUS” ABOUT THE PASTRAMI SANDWICH AND FRIES THING
A philosophical aside: If a tree falls in the forest—but no one’s around to hear it—can we implicate Jeff Gannon’s COCK in this obvious rightwing attempt to keep the SOUND OF TRUTH from THE PEOPLE? update: Or, alternately, are THE PEOPLE being duped into hearing manufactured sounds created by a sinister network of right wing Jesus freaks whose aim it is to camouflage the TRUTH in a cacophony of carefully-crafted
February 23, 2005
BREAKING: GANNON IMPLICATED IN KENNEDY ASSASSINATION COVER-UP; BRIT HUME “VERY LIKELY ‘THE BEAST’,” CRITICS SAY
World O’Crap blog presents the lefty counterpoint to Tom Maguire’s “Gannon / Guckert for Dummies.” Among the revelations?—the citings of both a March 6, 2004 Free Republic post [in which Gannon appears in the comments] and a March 9 Talon News article (also posted to Free Republic) as sources proving Gannon and his GAY MAN COCK really were subpoenaed in the Valerie Plame leaked document investigation, a charge Gannon has
February 23, 2005
COMPUTER GONE. STOP. SEND MONEY, 2 (Now with TASTY MARSHMALLOWS!) UPDATED – AND UPDATED AGAIN!
First, I’d like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for your support and generosity. I am touched and humbled. And quite tingly in the pants, too—but I suspect that has more to do with the satin boxers than anything you people did. Second, for those of you who’ve asked: having gone through a Dell Inspiron and a HP zd7010 in the last 15 month or so, I
February 23, 2005
9 signs that the person you are interviewing may not REALLY be Jeff Gannon
For Ace, who shortly is slated to interview somebody claiming to be “Gannon”. Any pointed mention of “Aravosis” elicits nothing more than a “gesundheit” “Gannon” casually lets slip that he finds Elle McPherson “poontangalicious!” Keeps saying “hold on a sec, my hair is falling in my eyes again” Judging by the ropey bulge in his trousers, he’s 6”, tops. And almost certainly uncut Refers to Rush Limbaugh as “that loud-mouthed