Arafat:  “Frankly, I think this whole so-called ‘global terrorist threat’ has been overhyped by the ‘neocons’ for partisan political gain.” update:  “And by ‘neocons,’ I naturally mean ‘Jews.’”

From FOXNews The man who ran the U.N. Oil-for-Food program “seriously undermined” the integrity of the United Nations, a U.N.-authorized investigation of the troubled program found in a report released Thursday. The report found that Benon Sevan broke the rules by allegedly trying to obtain oil vouchers from Saddam Hussein’s regime in Iraq. Sevan has been accused of receiving about $1 million worth of lucrative oil vouchers but he has

As a show of solidarity for silenced 13-year-old blogger Austin (of Ponderings of a Political Teen), protein wisdom will remain dark for the rest of the morning.  At least, y’know, until I shower and get back from Best Buy. Remember:  You can silence our blogs, but YOU CANNOT TAKE OUR FREEDOM!* **** ©THE ALLIANCE OF CITIZEN JOURNALISTS **** update:  FREE AUSTIN T-SHIRTS© now available thru my Cafe Press store.* Austin

The last time I teamed with a buddy to beat up a 13-year old we were both 9.  But a tough 9.  Like a couple of tiny, wiry bulls. Not that I’m passing judgment, mind you.

Iraq:  DON’T BELIEVE YOUR EYES!  IT’S A FREAKING MESS! Social Security:  WITH OUR PLAN, EVERYONE GETS BENEFITS FOR EVER AND EVER, AND NOTHING EVER NEED CHANGE.  WITH THE PRESIDENT’S PLAN?  HELL ON EARTH AND ETERNAL DAMNATION (SECULARLY SPEAKING), WITH SENIORS FORCED TO SURVIVE ON FRUIT ROLL-UPS AND TANG CRYSTALS.  WHILE SLEEPING IN SEWAGE.  The War on Terror:  WE ARE NOT SAFE!  BUSH HAS NOT MADE US SAFE!  THE ONLY REASON