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February 5, 2005

The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 122

More deceit from the ALLIED CHIMP BRIGADE

Remember the Iraqi woman singled-out by the President during his State of the Union address?  Well, her name is Safia Taleb Al Souhail, and it turns out she actually supports the president—and has in the past supported those bloodthirsty neocons who, like her, thought getting rid of the tyrant who’d murdered her father was a good idea.  The partisan bitch.* Question one:  Why didn’t Liar McChimpyburton have the guts to

Why can’t you just love me for my brain?

I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT!* MY MUSCULAR FLANKS ARE MY OWN!*

Another moment of unabashed pragmatism

You ask, “can I maybe borrow, say, five bucks?” And I reply, “If I have it, sure.  Just so long as you promise to pay me back.”

The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 121