A note to those wingers wringing their hands over this loathsome “Jeff Gannon” character:
NONE OF THIS is about Gannon being gay. I mean, that photo-rich spread on AMERICAblog with the 15 or so shots of Gannon luxuriating over his own nipples, or Gannon’s soldier-cock standing stiff at attention—coupled with the come-hither ad text directed at other, likeminded men? Completely incidental. In fact, when I contacted John Aravosis about it, he wrote back and said, “dude, you mean I said that stuff out loud?”
No. This is about nothing more than hypocrisy (though don’t press me on specifics, because I’m not sure how, exactly, opposing gay marriage and hating gays are equivalent) and an orchestrated hit on Valerie Plame—and of course making sure those who have access to the White House press room are PURE AND OBJECTIVE—PARAGONS OF JOURNALIST VIRTUE!
CITIZEN JOURNALISTS SHALL LEAVE NO COCK AND BALLS UNTURNED! THE TRUTH IS UNDER THERE!
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related: Atrios and Pandagon direct their minions to descend on the Jawa Report. Withering condescension, self-justifying groupthink, and cognitive dissonance predictably ensue.
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Welcome, Wonkette readers. Had I known you were coming I would have mentioned “ass fucking.”
JOE BIDEN IS SUCH A HUNK!
Ooo, I do love me some self-justifying groupthink.
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hmmmm …. Jeff might have an undisclosed conflict of interest here.
Unfortunately I have no minions to summon…
Maybe Tarranto can loan me some of his.
Wow, the ranting over a Jawa is amazing!! You know what is driving them crazy? That we aren’t condemning Gannon!!! WE are not living up to our gay hating, gay bashing reputations!!!!
I don’t think what they are getting here is that this guy is not running for office, he isn’t married, he isn’t hurting anyone. If he is a gay “escort” then, yes, I think that is wrong. But I don’t even know the guy. I don’t think his wild sex life was a danger to the President.
This one is getting to them BAD.
This may be why they aren’t all over this story.
I told you guys the master-your-own-weight guy was Jeff Gannon
I thought that was Master-of-your-domain?? The Queen is dead….
BREAKING: ASS-BANDIT ATRIOS BURGLES TURDS; DAVID BROCK’S ANUS REPORTEDLY SORE, “BLEEDING A BIT”
I just couldn’t resist a little bit of fun over there:
Is this the part where I’m supposed to call you a racist, or is this the part where I’m supposed to call you an anti-Semite? I find it so hard to keep track of how/when that works exactly.
Has anyone heard from this Gannon person? Or is he curled in a fetal position somewhere at his mom’s house? I wonder if he knows how much we are sticking up for his sinful ass….
someone tell them to google “log cabin republicans”
oh the hypocrisy!
This whole situation is so crazy…I thought it was a GOOD thing to refuse to define someone according to their sexuality. Throw politics into the mix and all that goes out the window, I guess.
Even more examples of the pot calling the kettle Oliver –
OW calls the right blogosphere a gang while getting more than he can debate from a left-o-center blogger (biting off more than he can chew – HA! … or the left eats one of its own – HA! It must be a Punday).
Then droves of moonbats swarm Jawa at the whims of their masters. If we’re a gang, then they’re a hive… or maybe a parasitic colony.
Hey guys, come over and help me wade thru some of this moon batshit. It sure is thick at Rusty’s
I got to catch a plane for the left coast in 30 mins so it will be rusty and Jeff G alone against the horde of moonbats.
They need some of that biting humor that Jeff’s site is so well know for.
Fight! Fight!
“If we’re a gang, then they’re a hive.”
Jeez, this is like “West Side Story” goes cyber.
BREAKING: This afternoon Senator Kerry reportedly told Terry Moran, “I think we have to ask the Cheney’s LESBIAN daughter how she feels about this. The picture of the Vice President, father of Mary Cheney the LESBIAN, with what is apparently a 10 inch boner in his pants
http://sayanythingblog.com/2004/11/13/cheney-set-for-porn/
is SEARED into this nation’s mind, and somewhat similar to the Gannon photos, so only Mary Cheney, the LESBIAN, can tell us truthfully whether her father, who sired a LESBIAN, has any connection with the McLelland-Gannon White House Prostitution Ring, because being a LESBIAN, she knows the horrible stigma of living a double life, as a LESBIAN, I mean.
(Thanks to Florida Cracker for linking the Cheney picture).
I’m heading over to Rusty’s to wade through this crap. I hope my boots are high enough.
If Ms Wonkette is reading this, please know that not all of us here are interested in lauding your sodomy references, nor do we discuss it with overactive, childish hyperbole.
That said, also know that we think you have got one mighty smokin’ rack o’ titties there, girl.
Well in some instances hunk is synonymous with pile.
In other news, a visit to Sparkles blog convinced me not to give into the lure of conservative queering.
Wow! I must be doing something right!
Wow, glad I had the hipwaders on when I wandered over to Rusty’s place.
Changing the poopy diapers my 2 y/o twin grandsons smells like a florist shop compared to the rankness of the spewings from the Leftist cultists there.
I tweaked ‘em once and a couple of em slithered over to my blog to attack…
….the wedding picture of my husband!
wow, what class.
What with democrats.com putting out a press release asking the burning question of the day
and vowing “not to give up” until The.Truth.Is.Revealedâ„¢, I realize they are beyond all hope of facts or logic.
Mercilous mocking, that’s the ticket.
yeah, I got one flight segment done and haven’t rechecked yet.
Why bother with argumentation. They don’t want that. they want to anoymously bash such evil rethuglican.
I would post under an assumed id and lay waste. It is a freakin’ free fire zone baby!
They’re not a swarm, they’re the Borg.
You will be ASSimilated!