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Come on, Martha, who isn’t comfortable having her nipple practically torn from her breast? Besides, weren’t you paying any attention to Fernando?
Have you references!?? ‘Cause that’s just NOT funny!
Martha tells me privately that there’s only one thing cheesy clip on earrings are good for….
When I die of starvation brought on by permanent loss of appetite, my family’s gonna sue your ass off.
Ew.
Was that directed at me, Diana?
No, CC! Martha’s just on a bit of a sadistic streak tonight, & I’m sitting here writhing and sweating, while visions of the little nippers dance in my head!!
However …. anyone here have their nipples or other body parts pierced lately?
…. just curious ..
Ok, so you’re writhing and sweating, and you wanna know who’s had a nipple piercing lately, and you’re “just curious?” Uh huh.
keyword, “points” You just can’t make this shit up.
How do you rate airmiles??
airmiles?
Oh, i get it. What is this, Jeopardy?
I just had a Prince Albert done…..
Could be!!
Prince Albert. If I’m not mistaken, that’s when they take a piece of metal and jam it through the wee soldier’s helmet. Why? Why would a man do this bad thing?
’Cause I’m a freak.
No, just kidding. I could never bring myself to do this.
I keep my Prince Albert in a can where it belongs.
Wait … that didn’t come out right.
And by “come out” I don’t mean…
Aw, to hell with it. <stops digging>
Prince Albert et al. had his done so that tyhe would look sleek and elegant in the tight pants that were popular at the time. Basically, you put a ribbon through the pierce and tie your little fellow down to your leg with it. Thus, no nasty pup tents to ruin the line of the trousers. Ah, Victoriana.
Fashionistas.
I actually knew a kid in junior high named Tribby.
Thanks a whole hell of a lot for that image, Daniel.
And Gail, is that an arcane bit of knowledge that you just happened to have in your head, or did you do research?
Enough of this twaddle. WE DEMAND MORE OLIVER POSTINGS!
CraigC: My head is full of things like this. Has to do with being an English major.
Don’t mention it, CC. Sharing is my middle name.
First belly laugh of the day.