Dig, people. DIG! THE TRUTH (however revolting—and yet, strangely erotic) IS OUT THERE!
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update: Yesterday, when AMERICAblog broke the huge “Hairless former Talon News reporter photographed with a hardon” story, I studied the evidentiary photos provided (as a diligent CITIZEN JOURNALIST really must) and concluded that this whole thing is about Bush’s unwillingness to allow a 4-3 state supreme court decision to dictate an enormous change in social policy.
The proof is in “hairless Gannon looks to the left while showing off his 8” cut stiffy” photo #14. But you have to look really closely. And it helps to be thinking about shirtless soldiers digging trenches and sweating.
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update 2: FIGHT THE POWER! AS A CITIZEN JOURNALIST I DEMAND MORE GAY PORN!
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update 3: THE WASHINGTON POST IS AN ORGAN OF THE RIGHT WING! TOM MAGUIRE IS A ROVE-CREATED CYBORG! BUSHCO WANTS TO INTER THE GAYS SO THAT JOHN DERBYSHIRE CAN BEAT THEM WITH A BIBLE!
STOP THE MADNESS!
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update 4: IT’S ABOUT THE HYPOCRISY!
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update 5: a CITIZEN JOURNALIST digs and hits PAYDIRT!
This whole brouhaha really encourages me. I am encouraged!
If this is the very best that the Left has got, we are gonna own the political levers of power for generations!
Social Security reform? Psssh. Small potatoes by the time we’re through, what with the opposition imploding before our very eyes.
Flat tax, anyone? Who’s for finally getting rid of the National Endowment for the Arts? Drill ANWR? Fuck that! Drill the whole damn state!
Who’s gonna stop us? Not today’s left, that’s for sure. More of this BS and they won’t be able to get elected dog catcher in Boston.
Spam word: “death”, as in “death of a formerly major national party”.
Wait a second… aren’t all journalists citizens?
I raise my hand to note that I don’t want any gay porn.
I will donate my share to Jeff, as Goldstein is teh ghey.
spam word = give
Jeez, this is like “West Side Story” goes cyber.
BREAKING: This afternoon Senator Kerry reportedly told Terry Moran, “I think we have to ask the Cheney’s LESBIAN daughter how she feels about this. The picture of the Vice President, father of Mary Cheney the LESBIAN, with what is apparently a 10 inch boner in his pants, is SEARED into this nation’s mind, and somewhat similar to the Gannon photos, so only Mary Cheney, the LESBIAN, can tell us truthfully whether her father, who sired a LESBIAN, has any connection with the McLelland-Gannon White House Prostitution Ring, because being a LESBIAN, she knows the horrible stigma of living a double life, as a LESBIAN, I mean.
(Florida Cracker has a link to the Cheney picture, somewhere in her Nov. 2004 archives).
Now playing at Hell’s dKos Octaplex:
All the President’s Midnight Cowboys.
I’m thinking of going to work for Media Matters. Are there any hypocrisy sites aimed at straights out there that they’d be willing to pay me to surf at work, or is it all 8” cut stiffies? As a CITIZEN JOURNALIST I demand hot hypocritical-girl-on-hypocritical-girl action!
and does it not follow as the night the day that all citizens are also journalists? Can we not all demand pie?
I was told to cum here for pictures of gay republican joos. I’ve looked all over this site and haven’t seen any. Can you help me?
My spam word is “group”; like a group of gay republican joos. That I can’t find.
JDM, have some pie instead.
By the way, I didn’t mean to make it sound like I’m only into the hypocritical-girl-on-hypocritical-girl stuff. If you guys know any sites that feature threesomes who are against legalized polygamy, that’d be cool too.
I find gail’s argument flawless.
I DEMAND PIE!
Pie? I “heart” pie!
I came for the joos (gay republican ones) and got pie. Man, what a site.
The Dems have officially gone over the edge.
This is the title of a post at Democrats.com:
Did George W. Bush Have Sex with That Man, James Guckert?
Thanks for the link, Jeff. Just doing my part to make America a better place through trafficking in thinly-sources gay rumors.
TRUTH IS COCK AND COCK IS TRUTH! FEAR THE COCK PIC, LYING LIARS!
I am waiting for my next segment in a red carpet. I got an hour. Aaah the ephemeral pleasures of being 1K.
Wow, I fly and miss the big story. Bush is a homo (not that there is anything wrong with that
MSM reporters are never going to listen to those guys again. I mean where do you start.
I haven’t gone over to rusty’s moonbat infestation yet. I will probably wait till I get to cupertino. Need to prepared, shoulder waiters, life raft, bazooka, you know what I mean.
spam word: farm as in the lefty sphere has bought the “farm” before any MSM journo trusts their career on that stuff
Recently, you, the CITIZEN JOURNALIST, demanded PIE. Now you want GAY PORN.
This is all so confusing I think someone will have to make a reference to the fact that we are no longer in that state between Nebraska and Oklahoma.
A reliable source (who, of course, must remain unnamed) just told me: KARL ROVE LIKES HIS “SAUSAGE” WITH PLENTY OF MAN-MUSTARD. WINK WINK.
KEEP DIGGING, CITIZEN JOURNALISTS!
so we get beefcake instead of pie? cause i’d rather have pie. really.
So I’m watching the Westminster Dog Show, well I’m not watching it, the cat is, and I’m in the same room….
anyway,
I’m sort of watching it when I come to the life-changing realization that “every one of those dogs is smarter than Kos and his acolytes”.
Given the location of the show, I’m witholding judgement on the crowd.
I visited “rusty’s moonbat infestation’ and wish I hadn’t. Does anybody else feel like they need a shower?
Yup! I left them playing with themselves (and sometimes with each other) deeply mired in the batshit. But I did leave shovels!
The hazmat suit helped, but decontamination is definitely on my agenda tonight.
Diana (I asked Darleen this on her website) am I just paranoid or were the cretins over at Rusty’s directing extra special venom at anyone they could identify as female?I usually don’t notice stuff like that and I’m not easily offended, but man that was way nasty.
Aw, just the usual ignorant slut, whore kinda nonsense you might expect!
PW did some excellent representations of outrage though
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Hmmm.
Ok. So Bush is gay now?
Looks like Andrew Sullivan is going to be pro-Bush again any day now.
Any pie left?
PW kicked moonbutt
How about a little MOON pie?
Got ice cream?
That’s what I’m talkin’ about Sean. Man mustard.
Screw pie. More gay (soft) porn (I felt the need to specify since you all are going to link like maniacs now). That boy IS smokin’ hot. Smokin’.
No, ICE CREAM.You can’t put mustard on a Moon Pie
For that would be WRONG
I remember reading that during the Clinton administration Washington Republicans would have dinner parties where they would take turns reading from Jennifer Flowers book about Clinton. Making funny remarks.
Wouldn’t it be fun to have a party and do that with Rusty’s commenters or Kos’s regulars?
We would just laugh ourselves silly.
Sparkle, I’m afraid I’d throw up through my nose.
Ooooo … let’s all go to Bell Buckle, Tenn. for the RC Cola & Moon Pie Festival! They have a fabulous synchronized wading contest !
<OH GAWD!!>
<Shakes head!>
<Must be the aftertaste. F****** Moonbats!>
Bell Buckle Tennessee? That’s where Glenn lives isn’t it?
Love the article Diana–the moonbats made me grumpy but synchronized wading cheered me up.
actually,that was me
I knew
The Moonbat Complaint:
Why can’t they stick to the script?
Independent thought is dangerous and reason makes my head explode.
PING
See?
They’re (ahem) PETERING out over at Rusty’s, finally. I’ll have to get my shovels back in the morning.
Did anyone think to hide the PIE before the moonbats came over from Kos/Atrios? If the pie is gone, what will the CITIZEN JOURNALISTS have to eat? Crawfish Gumbo? Why didn’t Rusty have an exit strategy for the pie? That pie just died so that Halliburton/Enron could sell blog ads. NO PIE FOR BANDWIDTH!!!! AAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
keyword – girls
Diana, when their excitement lasts for more than four hours, they are advised to seek medical help.
Mare and I want a plaster cast of ole’ JD to use as a strap-on. I’d even be willing to shave my head for effect.
PING
That is not how an exploding moonbat head sounds. It’s much more like the sound of a zit popping.
Unless of course the sound of a zit popping is, in fact, PING.