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I knew you weren’t really Jewzilla.
But even a mensch of your extensive diaper-changing experience might want to avoid the load that guy’s carrying …
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Rolling in the gloating coating, are we?
Well, you certainly deserve it after being unfairly beaten out of babe of
the week for sure!!!! Next time tell them to let YOU send the pic.
btw, is that a pic of Satch last night after your all night diaper duty? (or
was that just an excuse to stay away…
He has a serious case of Jeff-envy…
And all this time I thought you were funny. Do you know how disappointing
(not to mention embarassing) that I’ve been laughing at your stuff all this
time?
At least you’re not really, you know…Jewish and all. Being unfunny
I can forgive, but Jewish? Yeesh.
Apparently, Jeff – you’re not Jewish enough? There are a lot of Goyem
around here …
Ah… so THAT’s why the scripture.
Wow, that looks like me after a night of heavy drinking
Here you go: Baby pussy = חתול של תינוק
Jeff, now THAT is a nice way to argue. No name calling, just hashing it out. (maybe some sarcasem, but thats OK) Good job.
Not Jewish? Oh, that’s right. Jeff’s Shinto. I forgot. Ha. Cedartroll will be sooo disappointed. What’s with all the scripture? ShintoDude. Honor be upon your most honorable ancestors.
Aha! Now I see how to gain more traffic. I have to hurl insults at my competitors in comicdom.
Jeff is a *****, who likes to ***** with his *****. That’s why I read him every day!
There! Now top that!
Ha! Now quiver in fear for the avalanche of readers I will gain with my spurious allegations and ad hominem attacks!
Tomorrow I will post insults at Scrappleface! Look out Scrappleface! You are about to be defaced and defamed!
I should have learned this tactic a long time ago from the DNC.
Today’s article: CNN Rules Targeting US Military
For the humor impaired, when I said that Jeff was neither Jewish nor funny, I thought people would take it as if I had said the pope was neither catholic nor polish.
But carry on. You seem like a bright bunch.
Am I the only one that thinks a posting entitled “baby pussy” may bring the wrong kind of attention? There are going to be some very disappointed pervs out there. Kind of like the time I found the picture of the giant rooster…
See ? We’ve even fooled the mighty DovBear ! He thinks we’re catholic and polish !
But “bright bunch” ? Man, them’s fightin’ words.
DovBear. ShintoJeff, as he’s known to those who…know that kind of stuff, worships his ancestors and does a mean tea ceremony. So, like, stand down JewishDovBear. And I have a question, so long as were getting down with the Jewishness. Why do we call Jews Jew-ish. Is that because they can’t make up their minds about being Jews? They’re sort-of Jews? Do you have to be reform to be Jewish and conservative to be a Jew? Hm?
I don’t know about Jews being Jew-ish, but I think I know a few Catholicishs … they only go to Church on Christmas Eve and Easter.
Ah, the C&Es. Happens in the Mother church too, huh? Guess they aren’t into the real presence, the adoration of the host and all that, eh? I mean, if He’s showin’ up they ought to at least show up for a nibble. They could just worship Jeff. Apparently his veins are just running with it. (I hear tell that a good Jewish mother never loses hope that her son is THE one. It could happen….)
Seriously I know Jews that prefer “Jewish”. Even I prefer it.
I think it has something to do with Nazis and all the movies with people with German or middle eastern accents saying “the Jews”
This is a “mega-blog”?
Yeah, right.
The Best Jew Logger contest is even more fiercely competitive.
Wow, is this a result of last night? Everyone overly sensitive and still on attack/defense mode? As far as insulting your competition, it worked wonders for Frank J.
Jeff, now THAT is a nice way to argue. No name calling, just hashing it out. (maybe some sarcasem, but thats OK) Good job.
Condescending twit.
Er, Jeff – Maybe Satchel needs changing again?
He’s only responding to your bringing it up again RSW. Let it lie, girl.
Oh, yeah. Let’s all tiptoe on eggshells.
No. Just don’t pick at the scab. Eggshells hurt my feet.
I could just worship Jeff? That would mean I could sleep in on Sundays? Worth considering …
Your scab is my eggshell. Who determines which perception is right?
Satchel does. If his diaper needs changing it’s a scab. If he’s clean it’s an eggshell. He’s kind of like that cute little groundhog in Pennsylvania who controls the weather. (No offense, Jeff.)
Well, Bill, thanks for alerting me where this thread is heading. I’m outta here.
I swear, though, you and Sparky should just get a hotel room and get this over with.
JWebb, that Hebrew actually means “a baby’s cat”—possessive. Unfortunately, I don’t know how to say the actual phrase Jeff was asking about.
I think we may all be misreading Bill’s attentions to Rightwingsparkle. After last night I got to thinking and I realized that Bill’s acting the way all us boys did when we were in third grade and we had a crush on some girl.
Is it me, or is that baby getting larger and larger?
Because we can’t see you, we can’t answer that question.
DovBear is my least favorite ice cream bar.
Just curious, was this guy even nominated??? Heh!
“I am also a successful stand-up comedian performing a very unique Palestinian-Arab-Jewish comedy act”
What a hoot he must be. Oh, geez, my magic word is “mass.” LOL Jeff, I am a Methodist. Please don’t let this happen again, it’s very insulting.. Does one have to, like kneel light a candle, or something, maybe buy a special card from the sidebar when “mass” is one’s magic word?
I was interested in finding funny commentary or at least some good insults. This thread had neither. How disappointing.
You’ll get over it.
Well, he shouldn’t get over it. Clearly one or even two monkey’s aren’t good enough for him. The commenters must dance, too. After all, aren’t we all really here to simply get poor Jack off off – or is that too redundant for him?
SO MANY FUNNY JEWS, SO LITTLE TIME!
My least favorite ice cream flavor is Ben and Jerry’s “Killer Bong Hit”. It tastes like the carpet of my ‘76 Trans Am smelled.
Turing word: “straight”…….DAMN!
Yall stop talking about me when I’m not around! McGehee, I will deal with you later…
Jeff, does this mean your still in the running, or did you really take yourself out?
After all, aren’t we all really here to simply get poor Jack off
Dan,
Bless your little monkey heart, how did you figure me out. If the world would just stop and ask how to get Jack off I would be privileged and pleased. Not to mention spent.
I think we should just get Bill an inkwell so that he can take out his amorous intents on Sparkle in a more age-appropriate way.
“La,La,La,La….I can’t hear you….”
DovBear, I thought you were funny, and it was obvious that you were just having fun. I guess nobody told you that you’re not allowed to tease the popular kids in the school lunchroom- and can only speak if they ask you a question.
I think DovBear’d have a better chance of getting your message were you to leave it on his site, Anonymous.
And as for DovBear’s revisionist tale about how he meant his unprovoked shot at me “as a joke”…well, because it’s gotten to the point where that has now become the official DovBear party line, I’m going to post the text of his first email to me after he discovered that I’d found his “joke”; also, please look at the offending post here and note that protein wisdom is not initially linked—an odd decision for the author to make were he truly interested in some lighthearted back-and-forth. But I suppose he was counting on my accidentally stumblng upon it.
Anyway, here’s that email:
Now. What’s say we lay the bullshit to rest and just accept this for the sour grapes it was and move on. Because no matter how you triy to frame this, the fact remains that it simply was not a case of the popular kid bullying the little Jewboy for wearing a beanie and getting an A on his math test. And my feeling is, if you’re going to act like a victim, at least earn the right.
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