23 Replies to “The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 126”

1. skegatz says:

   February 9, 2005 at 7:11 pm

   {drool}

2. kelly says:

   February 9, 2005 at 7:13 pm

   Let me guess…Song of Solomon?

   That evening alone with Satchell left you in the Old Testament mood I see.

   Interesting.

3. Sticky B says:

   February 9, 2005 at 7:29 pm

   Get me some virgin olive oil, and some pomegranites, and let’s ROCK.

4. meesa says:

   February 9, 2005 at 7:56 pm

   I bet her eyes were closed when she wrote and drew that.

   

5. harrison says:

   February 9, 2005 at 8:13 pm

   So, now, I’ll be unclean for how long?

6. utron says:

   February 9, 2005 at 8:17 pm

   Jeff, are you trying to build up some kind of frequent-flier discount in advance for the express ticket to Hell?

   Turing word:  “ahead.”

7. Mark says:

   February 9, 2005 at 8:19 pm

   So who’s the picture of?

8. Rightwingsparkle says:

   February 9, 2005 at 8:47 pm

   27 yr old Pamela Rogers Turner, a former teacher charged with statutory rape of a 13 yr old student.

   Jeff has a link below with more info. The one where he is begging to go back in time and be molested by his gym teacher.

9. CraigC says:

   February 9, 2005 at 8:58 pm

   Mommy.

10. Rae says:

    February 9, 2005 at 9:33 pm

    Craig- Oedipus.

11. Mark says:

    February 9, 2005 at 9:53 pm

    Ah, thanks.  I read (and commented lewdly) on the Turner spot, so I feel kinda stupid now.

12. Salt Lick says:

    February 9, 2005 at 9:53 pm

    What’s the deal with “Your head crowns you like a camel and your flowing locks are like pupa?” Has she met a veterinarian?

13. CraigC says:

    February 9, 2005 at 10:28 pm

    Rae–hottie

14. Sean M. says:

    February 9, 2005 at 10:31 pm

    Okay, what the Hell is up with all the Bible references, already?

15. Ana says:

    February 9, 2005 at 10:43 pm

    I’m surprized that she didn’t draw her with that Donna Summers disco ho hat on. Now that’s classy.

    Bad girl sad girl you’re such a dirty bad girl. Toot toot. Yeah. Beep beep.

16. Beck says:

    February 10, 2005 at 1:05 am

    Sean: the Old Testament references are there to demonstrate the authenticity of his Native American roots.

17. Rae says:

    February 10, 2005 at 2:42 am

    Why is it that if a grown man has sex with a 13 y/o girl, it’s disgusting and evil, but if a grown woman has sex with a 13 y/o boy, and it’s every man’s dream? 

    ??????

    Craig:  Felon, Child-Molester.

18. JD says:

    February 10, 2005 at 2:47 am

    I got my pen-sul.  Gimme something to write on, man!

19. JWebb says:

    February 10, 2005 at 4:50 am

    I always pictured Martha as more Upanishads sorta gal.

20. kobekko says:

    February 10, 2005 at 6:36 am

    I always pictured her as an Anais Nin sort of a girl.

21. CraigC says:

    February 10, 2005 at 7:20 am

    Rae:  BULLSHIT.

22. Rae says:

    February 10, 2005 at 5:05 pm

    Hey, Craig, you forgot the link….

    I personally think she must have been listening to the <a href=”http://www.lyrics007.com/The Bangles Lyrics/In Your Room Lyrics.html”>Bangles</a> a little too much.  Perhaps she should blame Old Navy for sending her subliminal messages.

23. Geoff Matthews says:

    February 10, 2005 at 10:20 pm

    I have to agree with Rae on this.  Regardless of how stupid/horny teen boys are, instant gratification isn’t how you make men out of them.
    
    “that”

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