proves Bristol Palin’s vagina is the Holy Grail. Knights Templars. Bilderbergers. Palin vaginas. Connect the dots. He’s crazy as shit.

oatmeal: “Remember the Honeycomb Hideout? Last I heard the kids had turned it into some sort of plywood warren for smack junkies. ” — Which, I’m not saying sugar is a necessarily a gateway drug, but, well, let’s just say you don’t routinely find Quakers giving college boys head for the ten spot they need to buy that beautiful burnnn…”

Iowahawk: U.S. Energy Secretary Stephen Chu announced his resignation this morning amid new reports that Alameda County workers had unearthed more than a dozen additional dead hobo bodies at his former home in Berkeley, California. The Nobel Prize-winning physicist had been the subject of a week-long controversy after he amended his White House application form to declare “3 or 4” hobo corpses in his crawl space, but after this morning’s

Breitbart TV has a new WordPress site where you can set up your own house and get information on the BCast, as well.

Geoff Shepard writes on the 1976 hit, “All the President’s Men,” which has fashioned our consciousness of the Nixon White House and which made Woodward and Bernstein’s names and fortunes: But here’s the rub the no one seems interested in exploring: Mark Felt was Acting Director of the Federal Bureau of Information, an agency of the Department of Justice-without any connection to Nixon or his White House staff. Of course,

Overheard on NPR this morning (no link yet): 82% of pink slips over the past few months have been delivered to men. Women provided 56% of Barack’s votes, so things are working out just fine. It appears that women work disproportionately more in the public than the private sector, according to NPR’s analysis, so naturally they have more job security when the economy heads south. Obviously, this fits well with