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Connect the dots. He’s crazy as shit.
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Could someone summarize it? I refuse to give that site any visitors.
There’s nothing to summarize. According to him, the story of Bristol’s naming is as unreasonable as Hillary’s. Ergot, she’s Trig’s biological mother, all other evidence aside.
Andy needs unicorns and rainbows in the worst way.
You know, for someone who’s supposedly as gay as the springtime, he sure does have this weird fixation with Sarah Palin’s reproductive system….
Only half-jokingly I ask, I wonder when she’ll consider getting a restraining order.
There aren’t enough Starbucks to support Andrew’s travelling up there, but if he did, he might just be shot from a helicopter.
The other explanation is that Sullivan started tripping during the episode of Desperate Housewives that put this idea into every dumbass leftie bloggers head (Season 4: “Something’s Coming”)(google-fu!), and he’s no longer capable of distinguishing reality from dramatic fiction.
That man is as crazy as thor.
He’s the guy who put the fist in fistula.
Andy Sullivan Sock Clown bait. Trolling for trolls.
Hook’m Dano.
From RAWMUSCLGLUTES:
“[Correction: I should have read the full Esquire excerpt rather than the Courant summary of it. In the actual interview, she gives all three reasons for Bristol’s name. So no contradiction. My bad.]
[Update: on the other hand, many readers have written to say that Palin was highly unlikely to have known of ESPN in high school. It was only founded in 1979 and became widely known only in 1982.]”
What an asshat…
Palin worked as a sports reporter for KTUU-TV and KTVA-TV in Anchorage, in 1988…
It would occur to me that a TV sports reporter would be aware of a network that they were most likely recieving feeds from…
Sullivan must be OCD…Or the debauchery that is his life, which would embarrass Caligula, has begun to drive him mad…
You know, being perpetually gobsmacked and all
I’m starting to think “gobsmacked” was meant to be taken literal. As in “My gob is full of smack”. It would explain a lot.
anal retentive he
Oh for fuck’s sake. What a looney.
“#Comment by router on 2/6 @ 7:05 pm #
anal retentive he”
Now I have to go bleach my brain.
That’s good: “He’s crazy as a shithouse rat”, while more evocative, might be seen as a homophobic attack on his hobby/calling. “crazy as shit” no reasonable reader can object to.
“might be seen as a homophobic attack”
might be seen as calling a spade a spade but that would be racist.
Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot?
His obsession has revealed his truth – he’s barmy. And not in the fun-type, in the seriously creepy-type.
Are Sullivan’s dogs named Ace and Steve? I don’t suppose he could name them ’10-inch’ and ‘Reach Around’, since that’s what he’s always wanted…
He’s too much like Portland, OR’s mayor…Sam Adams, the pedophile…dude needs to get a life.
Portland…where a 17 year old can have a Sam Adams….
fmnavydoc, any port in a storm.
Fascism Comes Alive:
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Crazy?
Just looks like he caught that poor ditzy loser Sarah Palin in yet another lie or two.
Hope, change, transparency, access.
He’s fucking nutz, not to be too technical about it, snippy. But don’t let the truth bother you.
He’s the future of the Republican party, Dan.
Off the top of my head, I’d say Palin was a senior in HS in 1982. I was and she’s just a litle older than I am.
This fool can’t even get being wrong right.
Sure, he is, snippy. When they give beagles the franchise.
Seriously, Jeff’s paying for you to up the thread counts, right? I’d like to think that someone with the density of a neutron star and the personality of a rabid chinchilla would have issue turning on a computer, much less log on onto the Internet.
Haha, Dan, you really think you right wing extremists have a future in the Republican party?
You guys had your shot…and stunk up the joint.
Learn from Randy Andy:
http://tinyurl.com/69gnfg
It is your density!
It must be hurting you to see your god-king bleed these past few weeks, alphie. I recommend bathtub gin.
You know, I almost feel sorry for him and figure, it was a hard fought election and he went “full partisan”–so what. May I should give the balding little bantam a break. I mean, he just has a man crush on Obama.
As for Sarah Palin’s qualifications–I liked her before McCain picked her and personally I think she is more qualified than Biden and more stable, but that is me. Others I respect disagree (Krauthammer comes to mind). But in hindsight I think she was sent out the debutante ball one election cycle too soon (or rather was not given the luxury of having six months to a year to prepare for the press onslaught).
And then Sully pulls another one on Palin and her kids. He is truly insanely obsessed with her vagina and her kids. I do not go after Obama’s kids or for that matter any politicians’ kids with venom and I do not like it when pundits do that (right or left). Sully thinks it is his God given right. This is bullshit.
Wait. Explain how I’m an extremist, please, snippy.
Poor little right wingers, projecting your misery onto the happy-as-clams Obama fans.
Does it help?
No?
I didn’t think so.
Didn’t work for the Gore supporters, either.
A dildo was just found in the Senate.
Sorry, couldn’t hear you. Music too loud. How am I an extremist, Mr. Clam?
the dildo was in the shape of a color deficient carrot.
You’re either 1) a coward; 2) an idiot or; 3) a liar, snippy. To tell you the truth, I’m not interested. See you guys tomorrow.
What bugs me about Sullivan is the relentless, facile stupidity he evinces.
To wit:
His point about ESPN not being well known in the late 70s.
Well, let’s think about that shall we?
ESPN started out as a satellite station. The founder discovered it was cheaper to buy satellite time rather than blocks of cable-access time, so ESPN started out as a national show on satellite.
Wasilla, Alaska was pretty fucking far removed from most cable-access stations in the late 1970s.
My *hunch* is that somebody in Wasilla had a big-ass satellite dish and Sarah probably watched ESPN from Bristol Connecticut because – fuck it – it’s Alaska, the local news doesn’t change much.
I’d also guess that, while she couldn’t name two Supreme Court decisions with which she disagreed, Sarah could likely name three Mexican Midget Wrestlers from the late 70s, tell you what color jacket ARF referees wear, and what viscosity grease you needed to lube the tracking gear on a C-channel satellite in winter.
Just sayin’ – Andrew Sullivan, not particularly “reality-based”
@ #38 Comment by BumperStickerist
And Palin was was a jockette. So again, not “highly unlikely” at all.
She did fine, Joe, would it have really mattered that she be in office for another year, not to the deciders.
Frankly she made me wonder why exactly we wasted our time in the primaries with Huckabee, Paul, and ended up with McCain. Is it her fault that truly deranged individuals like Sullivan and
creepy “Mean Girl” shrews like Katie Couric and Tina Fey, latched on to her like remoras, with varying degrees of success. That the media threw up the greatest quantity of lies, ever seem in one campaign, No. If she were such a non entity the likes of thor-snip, excitable Andy wouldn’t be so persistent in trying to tear her down.
And that is my great reservation about this, all this unfocused rage and spite, may ultimately find a target,
The Happy-As-Clams Obama Fans
Featuring ‘nip on delusion and thor on foghorn.
“the happy-as-clams Obama fans.”
Oh. My. God.
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!
Look at snippy trying the “double space.”
Doesn’t so much work for you.
Take out your safety pencil and circle of paper and try again.
Short bus leaves at 9:00. Get moving.
Well Dan,
The positions you espouse are usually only shared by 1%(Obama’s speech) to 20%(Obama’s approval rating) of Americans.
If that’s not an extremist, what is?
A
tax cheat?
“If that’s not an extremist, what is?”
*raises hand*
Oh, oh! I know what it is Mr. Snip! It’s…
…aw shit. I dropped my sugar cube in my absinthe. What was the question again?
Oh wait, is the answer Code Pink? No? How bout International Answer? No?
Damn.
Che Guevara?
Well, they are better than Frank or Pelosi vagina’s
“(Obama’s speech) to 20%(Obama’s approval rating) of Americans.”
miserable failure
why is the O! waterboarding? Leon doesn’t say
well, He is from Hawaii.
Hey, Lamont…err, happyfeet!
What say you dig into your box of rejected sit-com spec scripts and give us a reading?
*yawn*
Snippy’s getting a little, well, snippy now that the unicorns are back in the stable and O! is getting bitchslapped by the porkmeisters in Congress.
long day, LYBD?
I see that Plastic Jesus’s numbers are down 10-12 points in the last week — and this is a Kos poll.
Maybe a Certified Math Jeenius like thor or nipply can put that in context, given that Obama received an overwhelming 52% of the vote back in Novemeber.
god he’s weird sometimes. Y’all want you can listen to General Public with me but not alphie. Helios814 is cool but not alphie and I don’t think he wants just anyone clicking.
words like conviction can turn into a sentence
that’s just brilliant really
I see that Plastic Jesus’s numbers are down 10-12 points in the last week  and this is a Kos poll.
Did he finally drop below 100?
but then I would have to get up and turn the ipod off. and that would disturb the kittehs.
Sometimes I wish that my life were so devoid of meaning, my intellect so shallow of reflection that I could devote the hours of my life, like Andrew Sullivan does, on such absolutely inconsequential shit that is the parentage of the child of the child of an Alaskan governor.
Y’all want you can listen to General Public with me but not alphie.
Not a GP fan, but I loved The English Beat. Caught them in 1983 at Oberlin College with a grungy, unknown Georgia band opening for them: REM.
Haha, SBP, look at the numbers for Boner and Droopy Dawg:
BOEHNER FAVORABLE 19 UNFAVORABLE 53
McCONNELL: FAVORABLE 23 UNFAVORABLE 48
Ouch!
No wonder they grabbed their ankles on the stimulus bill.
“long day, LYBD?”
My boss did ask me to help him lift a big refrigerator-size box into his pick-up bed today. Not sure what was in it, but it was friggin’ crazy heavy. There was a fork lift and all…I guess it could have been a Sub-Zero Fridge (said so on the box).
Driving home and thinking about it, I’m pretty sure it was a couple of dead bodies.
I’m in Dallas, so look for me as witness on an up coming “The First 48.”
they’re there too … I like them too but next thing you know you’re opening a bottle of wine and listening to Squeeze and wondering how your life went so terribly terribly wrong
This will cheer you up, happy/lamont:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCRT9NyWsFU
#64
Hmmm. Texas. Refrigerator box. Pickup truck?
Nope. He’s carrying his gun safe home. Don’t want to advertise what yer packin’.
Is guinsPen on opiesEm or HarrowsEn?
Or just humor challenged?
Hey Spies…the shine is wearing off
http://www.examiner.com/x-2304-DC-Republican-Examiner~y2009m2d6-Obama-Backlash-Republican-McDonnell-leads-all-Dems-for-Virginia-Governor
ok I’m listening to that. I’ve never seen that movie. This isn’t doing a lot for me and the I swear by my tattoo thing I don’t get. It’s not particularly cheering and I bubbled up like molten lava is not something you want to hear Michael Douglas’s dad sing out loud I don’t think. oh. I just remembered how stupid that movie The Game was.
Sorry about that happy,
Try this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OFvwlW5PbI
Come on Rusty. I’ve got a half ton Browning safe in my great room. I know what’s what. The fridge box wasn’t that heavy. I’m pretty sure my boss was transporting stiffs.
And I’m fine with that as long as it was a Bounty Hunter/Han Solo-shoots first kinda situation.
Screw ’em. Hope they voted for Obama.
i like that one. I don’t think I ever saw a video for it.
she’s kind of adorable with her lolly I think
Is it fair to say Excitable Andy is officially nutty yet?
I mean, not in a, he’s my political opponent and I think he sucks and thus I’m going to call him crazy sort of way, but as in a, dude maybe you should check into the local psych ward sort of crazy?
I’ve never seen a gay man so obsessed with a woman’s vagina before. It’s sort of creepy actually. Maybe he’s reconsidering the Power Glute Shuffle thing.
Comment by thor on 2/6 @ 10:10 pm
Lutefisk.
No Phil you’re on point.
Andy grew up with, “It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again.”
I loved the English Beat. They were the perfect antidote to Def Leppard and Van Halen. My sister saw the Police in Rockford, IL in 1983 and The Beat were one of the opening bands. Lucky bitch.
The Producers had a bigger impact on her though. One of life’s unexplained mysteries.
Kirk Douglas and that no-name Swedish band? Not so much.
Andy should be made to eat a little Humble Pie…
But that’s right; he prefers tubesteak smthered in underwear
This song says what he should get for this story…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ0lse-sJKI&feature=related
But, he might like that too…
Obama is a big man. Maybe if Sister Sarah names her next baby Ayers he might send her some of that pork she’s always begging for.
It’s infrastructure, the other white meat.
Sullivan leads the anti Palin forces in samba
#72
You mean , sort of like, pre-disposable homeless people?
If I had a gun safe, which I don’t, I wouldn’t be able to stuff another firearm in the damn thing. If I even owned firearms, that is. Which I don’t. How about them Bulls?
Who else has a fixation with Palin is that Allahpundit person I think. She’s simply not that fraught with import. There’s dirty socialists afoot what are big and actively hurtful to our little country and Governor Palin? She is little and she is in Alaska and she is impotent against the depredations of Baracky and his dirty socialist cult what features bonus treasonous whores from Maine. Why can’t anybody keep their eye on the ball these days?
I don’t think Allah likes conservative women, outside of Malkin.
I mean … *issues*.
Palin must’ve been awfully disorienting for him I guess. I’ll give him time to work through it, but really, there’s medications.
I dunno. HIs female issues seem to have only gotten more intense with the passing of time. His beta male issue, well …I just as soon listen to puppy plender go off on nano tech.
Hey – anyone else see that piece where Baracky has decided to interrupt our previously scheduled program THREE times in Feb? Two Mondays (during “House” for those keeping track at home) and one two hour block for a SOTU address, even though new prezzes don’t normaly do that. HOPE AND CHANGE.
Networks are irked ’cause they’re going to lose millions.
And, honetly – who the hell is going to watch?
I think he misses the adoration of the masses that came w/o his actually doing something. Pining for happier days, I’m sure.
Tenderness is an increbile songe, brings me back to Elysian feels in Athens, 1983, head in my baby’s lab, stone to the bejeesus.
Um, Eleysian Fields.
Allah likes traffic, therefore, Allah likes Palin. And religion topics.
I’m obviously illiterate or unable to type this morning.
head in my baby’s lab
This is the one that really got me donald. Sure, the way to a woman’s heart can be through her dog, but I think that means something like Beggin’ Strips.
“Comment by Lamontyoubigdummy on 2/6 @ 8:55 pm #
“the happy-as-clams Obama fans.â€Â
Oh. My. God.
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!”
Parsnip thinks Simple Green is people.
Yeah, that looks pretty bad AL. I blame on the Paxal.
Fuck, I blame IT, my inability to communicate today on the Paxal.
They don’t call him Baracky Chavez for nothing Carin. This might be why he was so concerned about the DTV thing cause hims needs to keep the hopey fresh and sparkly most especially among people that are transition-challenged. Piss-ant dirty socialist demagogue on mah tv.
His bizarre obsession would be unseemly even if he were not gay, and batshit crazy, assclown.
The gay has rotted his brain. What with all the ass pounding and all.
Cause you know Andrew Sullivan believes in a healthy sexual appetite, such as it is.
As a great man once said…”How can a man, look at another man’s hairy ass and see love”? Of course, Sam didn’t know about the coming shaving the body thing, so there’s that.
This should go in the pub but I have to get busy on the Kellerman report again so I put it here for you to read. This is just emblematic of how phony Baracky’s dirty socialist “stimulus” is even if NPR says it’s not cause you can’t believe NPR. Dirty propagandistic socialists the whole parasitic lot of them. But I digress.
Baracky is demanding $650 million for to help teh people watch the tv… Well guess what? Key players in the economy Baracky thinks his dipshit socialist ass is gonna stimulate think they actually know how to run their businesses more better than him…
And why come the tv stations don’t want to play Baracky’s dirty socialist games? Cause it wastes a ton of money and a lot threatens their profitability is why…
No worries cause Baracky’s dirty socialist regime knows how to manage teh tv stations even more better than Hugo!
oh. Public interest. We loves the public interest! Um. What is the public interest of which these dirty socialists speak? Good question!
6.5 million households without tv! That would be eerily like the shared sacrifice Baracky and his woman yearn for you might think. But not so fast.
oh. 5.8 million households without tv except some of them might have the ready stuff in their closet! That would be eerily like the shared sacrifice Baracky and his woman yearn for you might think.
But that’s not the true horror. 5.8 million households would not just be without the delightful and thought-provoking shows that the broadcast network television shows to them… they would lose their LIFELINE for dirty socialist christ’s sake!
oh. And look what the dirty socialist Democrats slip in there at the end. Hah. They’ve been bought off by influential telemarketer AT&T what needs more time to get its digital television package to market. Not the free market, mind you. It’s Baracky’s centrally planned redistributionist market now and we’re just living in it I think.
oops. link
Andrew Sullivan’s motivations in engaging in the politics of destruction are purely partisan. Palin is a threat, so she must be destroyed. Sullivan portrays her as a cipher Christianist backwoods rube. Hardly. But Sully and his fellow Leftist are not taking any chances. They can deal with Newt, Romney, and the other Republicans, but Palin is differnt.
Hence the reason Sullivan is engaged in smearing her kids and family and anything else that can destroy her. The ends justify the means.
allow millions of analog-only viewers to lose their lifeline to TV service.
“Lifeline”? “Lifeline“?
Umm… ok.
#78:
Save it for later.
Pete Townsend does a great solo version of that song. I can’t remember what album it’s on.
Ah, Bush was a really stupid evil Christian criminal genius and his family was also an evil Nazi cabal, so OBVIOUSLY Sarah Palin is also a really stupid evil Christian criminal genius deja vu blah blah blah yadda yadda.
thor, snippster, PLEASE call rewrite for an update on the script.
what a dick. i was in an elevator with him several weeks ago. i wish id said something. my bad. what a surpassing dick.
I wish you’d said something kind of visceral, with your fist.
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