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BREAKING:  FOX NEWS’ WASHINGTON EDITOR BRIT HUME ORDERS A PASTRAMI SANDWICH AND A SIDE OF FRIES AND GRAVY, CONTINUES TO FLOUT LEFTWING CALLS FOR HIS RESIGNATION; OLIVER WILLIS REPORTEDLY “OUTRAGED” BY HUME’S RECALCITRANCE, “REALLY JEALOUS” ABOUT THE PASTRAMI SANDWICH AND FRIES THING

A philosophical aside: If a tree falls in the forest—but no one’s around to hear it—can we implicate Jeff Gannon’s COCK in this obvious rightwing attempt to keep the SOUND OF TRUTH from THE PEOPLE?

update:  Or, alternately, are THE PEOPLE being duped into hearing manufactured sounds created by a sinister network of right wing Jesus freaks whose aim it is to camouflage the TRUTH in a cacophony of carefully-crafted ROVEAN WHITE NOISE?

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update:  to sleep, perchance to dream

7 Replies to “BREAKING:  FOX NEWS’ WASHINGTON EDITOR BRIT HUME ORDERS A PASTRAMI SANDWICH AND A SIDE OF FRIES AND GRAVY, CONTINUES TO FLOUT LEFTWING CALLS FOR HIS RESIGNATION; OLIVER WILLIS REPORTEDLY “OUTRAGED” BY HUME’S RECALCITRANCE, “REALLY JEALOUS” ABOUT THE PASTRAMI SANDWICH AND FRIES THING”

  1. CrapDog says:

    Speaking of Oliver Willis- or “Jabba the Nutt”, as we in the CrapDoghouse refer to him-, I saw him on C-Span the other morning in a discussion with another blogger, Patrick Ruffini.

    The guy is absolutely HUGE. He seemed distracted, as if he was planning his return route home based on the Crispy Creme locations.

  2. Marty says:

    Damn- I have been trying to trackback to this postbut something in my permalink is blacklisted by your sight. Can’t figure it out.

    New White House Daily Pass Procedures here.

  3. Marty says:

    Oops- it was the post about Gannon a couple down.

  4. Sean M. says:

    Methinks Brit Hume visited The Hat the last time he was in SoCal.

  5. Sir Richard Branson says:

    I understand Goodyear is coming out with a new Oliver Willis clothing line.

  6. Ana says:

    Extra cheesy goodness only forty cents. That should help Oliver with his outrage.

  7. bigbooner says:

    Anytime a guy can use the word “cacophony” I figure he’s had a pretty good run.

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