For Ace, who shortly is slated to interview somebody claiming to be “Gannon”.
- Any pointed mention of “Aravosis” elicits nothing more than a “gesundheit”
- “Gannon” casually lets slip that he finds Elle McPherson “poontangalicious!”
- Keeps saying “hold on a sec, my hair is falling in my eyes again”
- Judging by the ropey bulge in his trousers, he’s 6”, tops. And almost certainly uncut
- Refers to Rush Limbaugh as “that loud-mouthed Rethuglican Oxycontin fiend”
- Mentions in passing his Saturday brunches “with Bill Moyers and the gang from Air America”
- Has no idea who Stephen Geoffreys is
- From the answers he gives, it becomes apparent he thinks Helen Thomas is the woman who played “Jody Banks” in the 1981-86 Lee Majors vehicle, “The Fall Guy”
- Assures you that ABC White House correspondent Terry Moran “doesn’t ever smoke the COCK.”
Also, check for bronze skin underneath that twinkie-stuffing facial mask. That plus a Redskins shirt is a dead giveaway it’s Reynolds.
I guess I’m not “Gannon,” seeing as how I had no idea who Stephen Geoffreys was.
Until I Googled his name, that is. I guess now I could be “Gannon.”
The Turing Word assigned to this blank section of comment space is “head.”
I will say no more.
10. He thought “Glory Hole me, will ya?” was part of the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
Can’t sing the chorus to “It’s Raining Men.”
Can’t distinguish mauve from periwinkle
heh heh
twit
Avarosis …. Omarasa…
Anyone else see the connection?
Aravosis
There’s a lotion for that, y’know.