World O’Crap blog presents the lefty counterpoint to Tom Maguire’s “Gannon / Guckert for Dummies.” Among the revelations?—the citings of both a March 6, 2004 Free Republic post [in which Gannon appears in the comments] and a March 9 Talon News article (also posted to Free Republic) as sources proving Gannon and his GAY MAN COCK really were subpoenaed in the Valerie Plame leaked document investigation, a charge Gannon has since denied.
Leaving aside the irony of a Kos-esque blog suddenly clinging to a Talon News article as one of the lynchpins to its Unified Theory of how Jeff Gannon and his GAY PORN MAN COCK were used by the White House Illuminati to bring down champion of TRUTH Dan Rather (remember: this administration, like some horrible rightwing Schroedinger’s cat, has the capacity for both world-manipulating genius and colossal stupidity—depending upon which eye our little lefty Heisenbergs decide to keep open at any given point), I nevertheless am interested to hear Gannon’s response to the subpoena question, once confronted with his own words. Which is why I submitted the question to Ace in anticipation of his interview with Gannon.
The rest of World O’Crap’s take is an interesting read, if only as a kind of mental exercise in which Occam’s Razor (I picture it hairless, it’s chiseled abs all sweaty and such) battles an “X-Files” script (dressed in a poncho and carrying a 8” waterbong, cut) in one of those steel cage matches we red staters are always going on about.
LIFT THE COCK, WORLD O’ CRAP! I WANT TO BELIEVE!
Meanwhile, Say Anything is noting a Raw Story item that reports Senate Democratic leadership is “privately circulating a letter calling for other senators to join a call for an investigation into discredited White House reporter Jeff Gannon.”
The letter, issued from Minority Whip Richard Durbin (D-IL), calls on President Bush to “order a full inquiry†into how a “fake†journalist working for a “sham†news organization got access to the president.
The letter was leaked to RAW STORY this evening. A decision on taking action on Gannon has been brewing for about a week, since Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ) called on the White House to turn over all documentation relating to Gannon’s credentialing.
I hope this happens. Because for me, nothing would be more enjoyable than hearing Frank Lautenberg on C-SPAN cough out the sentence, “what we are investigating here, esteemed colleagues, are serious allegations into the potential tossings of Mr. Rove and / or Mr. McClellan’s respective salads—in return for access to the President. And of course, GAY PORN COCK.”
Although watching Barbara Boxer on the Senate floor, her hands slightly atremble, using one of those wooden pointers and tapping for emphasis the easel-held blow-up of a waxed, supine Gannon and his COCK OF LIES? Almost as good.
The letter, issued from Minority Whip Richard Durbin (D-IL), calls on President Bush to “order a full inquiry†into how a “fake†journalist working for a “sham†news organization got access to the president.
Given that the Democrats are MINORITY party in the House, any hearings would quickly turn to looking at the credentials of various left-nuts in the press corp.
Does anyone from NPR have a “hard pass”?
I’ve been wondering for a while whether there isn’t some sort of attempt going on to restrict access to the White House press room, so that they can claim that the smaller news outlets are being CENSORED!
It does seem that they’re trying to get the Administration into a “damned if they do, damned if they don’t” situation.
But you’re right: the whole thing is funnier ‘n’ hell right now, and hearings would be an absolute blast.
(Turing: gone.)
Jeff, how do the Kos links show Gannon was subpoenaed? As far as I can tell, Gannon refuses to state whether he was subpoenaed both times.
Don’t you SEE?! THAT JUST PROVES IT!!!~
J Mann —
In the first Freeper link, Gannon himself appears in the comments. He is on the preliminary subpoena list.
I’ve got your “hard pass” RIGHT HERE.
Jeff,
As far as I can tell from that Freeper thread, some other guy says that Newsday said that Gannon was subpoenaed, then Gannon says:
Does Kos really call that confirmation?
Hmm, on further reading:
A World of Cr-p claims that Gannon said:
But there’s nothing like that on the Freeper thread they link to. In fact, Gannon explicitly refuses to comment on the thread that WOC links to.
What’s up? Did Rove hide the evidence? I say yes. As we all know, there are no depths to which Rove won’t sink!!!
Gannon mystery solved.
Jeff, I think you mis-linked due to the same mistake that I made. The link following World of Cr-p’s March 6 Gannon quote wasn’t a link *to* the quote, it was part of the quote itself.
The actual quote is here.
Thanks, J Mann. I fixed the link above to point to the actual quote.
“right-wing Schroedinger’s cat…..little lefty Heisenbergs”….There should have been a spew alert, d*mnit! Funniest line EVER! Thanks.
fwiw – I stopped at World o’Crap’s paragraph where he quotes an article in which he says Jeff Gannon is being subpeonaed when the article says that the administration is being subpeonaed.
oops.
“What have you done to the cat? It looks half-dead!”
— Schroedinger’s wife
Sometimes I let my four-year-old play in the kitchen unsupervised for a while. He makes a mess but it’s child-proofed in there and I can go about the business of running a household while he’s making a lot of noise with the pots and pans.
Same with the Dems. Let them make sound and fury. We know where they are and we can go about some serious business. Let them distract the moonbats. Better that they should be mindlessly occupied until such a time as they get their first paycheck and become Libertarians.
We, on the other hand, should be focusing on the top ten spiked stories of 2004. That’s where the real trouble lies.
But, Ana, I looked at the top ten spiked stories, and none of them seems to involve GAY PROSTITUTE HOMOSEXUAL MAN-COCK. Nor do any of those stories deal with the threat that QUEER, QUEER, GAY, MAN-ON-MAN PROSTITUTE MAN-COCK having access to a press conference poses to the safety of the Republic. Besides, none of them seems to even touch on THE HYPOCRICY.
Exactly. I’m not suggesting that we stop laughing like crazed hyenas on nitrous oxide about it all. That would be wrong.
Am I the only one who didn’t understand the simile “like some horrible rightwing Schroedinger’s cat”?
Could I get an English language translation, please?
There is no English translation. The phrase stands alone like the work of art that it is. If you don’t understand it implicitly, it can never be explained to you.
<prissy sniff of disdain> Philistine.
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