First militant: “In the unlikely event I am killed by the toothless paper tigers of the American military juggernaut, Hassan, do you suppose Allah will allow me trade my 72 virgins for, say, a Playstation 2 with ‘Grand Theft Auto’…?”
Second militant:
First militant: “…Because honestly, the last virgin I bedded just sorta lay there like a wet palm frond. Whimpering from time to time. And bleeding quite a bit from her –”
Second militant: “– I get the point, Tamir. And the answer is, shut up and finish wiring those IEDs before I beat you to death with a rifle butt. Allah be pleased.”
Bunker Humor Returns!!!
Hell Yeah!!
Third militant: Tamir, sign over your virgins to me and I’ll give you my PlayStation 2. Doesn’t have Grand Theft Auto but it does have Pac-Man.”
That reminds me of Allah’s “tribute” to the former Mr. Yassin. His virgins didn’t look particularly virginal.
I’d provide a link, but, ya know …
Last I heard, it was 72 Virginians they got, not virgins.
I’ve always thought that was one of the oddest aspects of that scenario (along with the idea that heaven is a place of fleshy gratification): if you’re going to heaven for the poontang, wouldn’t you want a girl who knows what she’s doing?
That’s when I started telling people that God favors Jews and Christians, because they get women who know the ropes.
Like you, Attila Girl?
Keyword, “fire!”
Who is this “Allah” fella and how do I get in touch with him?
Fourth Militant : “How about x-Box with Halo and Halo 2 ?”
Tamir shows intrest
Fourth continues: “but besides the 72 virgins you have throw in your favorite Goat.”
Third militant: “I’ve got Halo, and you can keep that goat. He’s not so great in the sack anyway.”
Got your 72 Virgins right here, mate.
They’d better watch out – my bil is coming to get ‘em (he just arrived in Bagdad last week.)
He should liberate that poor abused goat.
Look out Tamir! The Americans are gonna get your goat!
Hey. I’m married. But a girl can learn a thing or two if she keeps her eyes open. Ya know?
It’s all good.