Arafat: “Frankly, I think this whole so-called ‘global terrorist threat’ has been overhyped by the ‘neocons’ for partisan political gain.”
update: “And by ‘neocons,’ I naturally mean ‘Jews.’”
Arafat: “Frankly, I think this whole so-called ‘global terrorist threat’ has been overhyped by the ‘neocons’ for partisan political gain.”
update: “And by ‘neocons,’ I naturally mean ‘Jews.’”
Has Howard Dean obtained the Horrible Red Binder?
Arafat to DNC dictionary:
Jew=neocon
world domination, control of the banks and the media, Hell on Earth=partisan political gain
Will Dean miraculously rescue the suddenly faltering Baby Wipes industry?
Junior, I’m telling! You stole my comment.
Little bastard.
“A million democrat matryrs to Washington! A million democrat martyrs to Washington!”
The democrats like to switch between claiming that the Bush administration is scaremongering and claiming that they are not doing enougth to protect “the American People”.
You guys laugh, but Arafat would be the perfect spokesman. Petulant, incomprehensible, and dead.
I’m sorry, but for all the Democrats hype about multiculturalism and diversity, they only trust white guys for positions of power. People of other ethnicities and colors are very welcome to stand with the Dems, but not in key roles.
So that discounts Yasser, whatever other qualifications he may possess.
Well, you are more likely to die in a car accident than from an act of terrorism…*serious* was my word. Seriously!
Arafat might actually have been a more charismatic spokesman for the Democrats than Howard Dean. You know, more charismatic.
Seriously though, I still can’t believe Dean is going to become head of the DNC. It’s a turn of events that seems so preposterously tailor-made to hand a generational advantage to the Republican Party that I’ve begun to wonder whether we’re all being played, and whether he’ll all of a sudden morph into the politician of his generation or something.
And then I realize that he’ll always be remembered by the Average Joe as “that screaming liberal guy.” I don’t see how he’s going to conquer that perception.
By the way, I welcome the overwhelmingly pasty, white, Northeastern Liberal face of the modern Democratic Party: Kerry, Kennedy, Dean! (Throw in a little Pelosi for some old Bay seasoning.)
I’m so damn thrilled to see Screamin Dean get the DNC chair, I can barely see straight. Jesus on a titanium pogo stick, sodomizing Shrillary with a shovel!
70 more years! 70 more years!
Damn, and I had a shot at the Kool-Aid(tm) franchise …
Yall are forgetting the millions that adored Dean. They tolerated Kerry, but Dean was who they desired. Don’t underestimate the idiocy of many.
But, why are the demons circumsised?…oh.
Sparkle, I think the excitement over Dean is that he is – at best – a loose cannon. Sure, his ‘energy’ (psychosis, tourettes, whatever) got people excited, but he had little to offer in the way of substance.
That said, your point is valid and I’m sure he’ll make a good cheerleader for the Dems. Like many, though, I’ll be waiting for the inevitable blunders, gaffes, falsehoods, and angry outbursts.
And Dean is no fan of the Clintons, so coordinating with the inevitable Hillary campaign in ‘08 should provide additional fuel for Dean’s fiery temperament. That, coupled with the media hoping for another scream moment, and Dean has all the makings of a great leader for the DNC—from a Republican perspective!
Cynthia McKinney: Bravo Mr. Arafat! Beatiful, just beautiful!
Sen. J. Edwards: You Mr. Arafat, are the heart and soul of our country.
Joseph Lieberman: “Wellll, I don’t know about that, Mr. Arafat. You see–”
Arafat: “Shut it, matzah boy!”
Lieberman: “But I only meant–”
Arafat: “I said zip it, Jewy Joe!” In sing-song voice: “Jewy Joe! Jewy Joe! Your name’s Jewy Joe!”
Lieberman: “Hey, wait a–”
Arafat: “Zip it!”
Lieberman: “You can’t–”
Arafat: “Zip!”
Lieberman: “I–”
Arafat: “It!”
Lieberman: “Bu–”
Arafat: “Zip!”
Lieberman: “U–”
Arafat: [Looks at Lieberman, arches a brow]
Lieberman: “We–”
Arafat: [Looks at Lieberman, arches both brows, brandishes fireplace poker]
Lieberman: [Look down dejectedly] “Aw, shoot!”
Throw in a little Pelosi for some old Bay seasoning.
Sir, I object to your denigration of a fine crab condiment!