Today I am Gulliver longing to live among the Houyhnhnms.  Tell me, is that so wrong…? 

Dean:  “You want bigger cars and hats?  Because I can get you bigger cars and hats…”

As a Bush-supporting CITIZEN JOURNALIST looking to earn his PRO-FAMILY BONA FIDES, I hereby SWEAR, to the ALMIGHTY HE WHO ABHORS NAUGHTY LANGUAGE AND OTHER SINS OF EXPRESSION, to practice strict family values on this blog—and TO TEMPER MY POTTY MOUTH until such a time when SOME FILTHY LEFTIST REALLY REALLY, Y’KNOW, HAS IT COMING – AND YOU’D LIKE ME TO LET LOOSE ON THAT PARTICULAR ANTI-FAMILY COMMIE FUCK LIKE

From WorldNetDaily: “No Kid Rock at Bush concert:  Committee backs off plan to feature rapper after pro-family Americans express outrage.” Reached for comment, anti-family Americans expressed disappointment, but noted that they can always “fall back on child porn and the ritual sacrifice of Christians” to “get our shriveled and Godless anti-family rocks off.” **** (h/t Doug Ferguson) **** update:  More from Malkin

“Tell your facts to shut up.”*

Okay, I’ll give it a go.  It’s like that huge monolith from 2001:  A Space Odyssey ate some tainted combo fajitas and was photographed just as it vomited up Michael Moore’s head. **** update:  And a little glass football.

this.

eg.  “Is that your white wine spritzer?” “No, that white wine spritzer belongs to Abe Lincoln.”* **** (via Glenn, by way of Bill)