Clinton:  “And as anybody who knows me well will readily tell you, I’ve never liked terrorists –particurly the Muslim kind, with their, y’know, their falafel breath and their impractical footwear…”

From the New York Times, “Leaders Gather to Mark Liberation of Auschwitz”: The presidents of Russia, Poland, Israel and Ukraine, as well as Vice President Dick Cheney and other world leaders, joined about 500 invited guests in a theater here today to commemorate the freeing of thousands of people from the nearby Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp 60 years ago. Each of the leaders spoke in turn, at a forum sponsored by

1.  Good day, Jeff. I admit I took federal money, and if you did, too, you better explain yourself. As you know, the Maggie Gallagher artifiscandal means that all of us bloggers should disclose our revenue from the Federal Government.  I disclose on my blog that I took the Pell Grant in college and became a paid lackey of the powers that be.  If you did, I’d recommend you disclose,

You won’t know who is who, or why any of this is happening; and the formatting is a bit off, and I haven’t italicized where appropriate…but there’s gratuitous sex and drugs.  So read it if you want to…       Three shots, maybe four, and then . . . what? All Jake knows is that he’s outside now, walking through the near-empty commons, past a boisterous snarl of shabbily-dressed, fatly-dredded teens—trying to

Anyone know how to record both ends of a Yahoo Messenger (or other) voice chat conversation?—or, alternately, how to record both ends of an internet telephone conversation with very clear quality? (Both parties are using a USB headset mic to input sound.) Please let me know, in the comments or via email. And be advised:  THE FUTURE OF CITIZEN JOURNALISM DEPENDS UPON YOU AND YOUR EXPERTISE! CHARGE!