Not likely.  So yeah.  I got your pajamas right here, bitch.* Reached for comment, lame-duck CBS Evening News anchor Dan Rather was quick to point out that “stuffing a turkey with hamburger don’t make it a Texas longhorn”—though I’m pretty sure he was high on Ketamine at the time. **** (h/t Eric Akawie)

From the New York Times: The American Civil Liberties Union, which since its inception has fought to protect free speech rights, is scheduled to begin a debate today over whether to discipline – or potentially move to oust – two board members for speaking to reporters. The executive committee of the A.C.L.U. board will discuss whether Wendy Kaminer and Michael Meyers have acted inappropriately as board members. The two have

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On the December 29 “Holiday Special,” guest John Edward “crosses over” and “speaks” to Mary Jo Kopechne, who exonerates a visibly-shaken Kennedy of any wrongdoing in her 1969 vehicular drowning death. “Michael Moore v. Ted Kennedy:  The Devil Dog Eat Off” (December 2, 2004) December 18, 2004:  The Senator slips and calls Maryland Senator Barbara Mikulski “Madame Dyke Face” In what Boston Globe TV critic Matthew Gilbert called “ground-breaking conceptual

Garrett:  “Wait, I know the little dude lives in a fruit.  But that’s hardly the same as sticking your spongy dork into one, is it…?”* **** (h/t Zach Bennett) **** update:  Hugh Hewitt—whose book Blog is the definitive history of the blogosphere, both past and present—seeks to defend Focus on the Family’s Dr. James Dobson from “the Blogger/MSM Mob” (which, so far as I can tell, is made up of