January 5, 2005
The “yet another reason to look at Margaret Cho and go, ‘um, what the fuck…?‘“ post
How could I hope to be myself, with my uncomplicated child’s face and funny monkey mind when I could never live in the dream world presented to me on the screen? Nobody understands this, when I express it, because there are sci- fi and fantasy films all over the place, and most people don’t come away from “Battlefield Earth” thinking, “Am I here?” We don’t see Asians in film unless
‘Mohammed’ enters top boys’ names in Britain
Whereas ‘Jeeves’? Didn’t even place. Which, if you believe your New Testament, means the sun will soon turn to blood and the dead will walk the earth. In Argyle sweaters. And bowler hats. And carrying those stupid ivory-trimmed walking sticks.*
If instead of a dead old kleptocrat surrounded by a legion of horny, circumcised demons, Yassir Arafat were a Knight of the Round Table
Arafat: “Mmmm. That Lancelot sure can fill out some chainmail, can’t he? And oh! How he smites…!”
9 ADDITIONAL things Richard Gere would like to say on behalf of the whole world*
“Hi, I’m Richard Gere, and I’m speaking for the entire world. Luxembourg? Barely even a country.” “Hi, I’m Richard Gere, and I’m speaking for the entire world. Try the grilled swordfish with cilantro-lime butter. Trust us on this.” “Hi, I’m Richard Gere, and I’m speaking for the entire world. Dr. T & the Women has never gotten the critical respect it so richly deserves. I mean, it’s Robert Altman, for
Balk like an Egyptian
From UPI: The State Department said Tuesday it will discuss with the U.N. nuclear agency reports Egypt may have violated non-proliferation treaties. Reports quoting the International Atomic Energy Agency said earlier Tuesday Egypt might have conducted secret nuclear experiments. Such experiments would have violated international non-proliferation treaties. “We’ve seen the press reports. We don’t have anything definitive or authoritative from the IAEA. I expect we’ll be discussing these press reports
protein wisdom presents….
“My Life as a Nanobot,” episode 2. For future episodes, I’ve set up a clickable banner over on the left. And if you have a site and are interested in carrying the strip, email me for the display code, or else right click to copy the banner, post it on your site, and link it back to the following URL: https://www.proteinwisdom.com/index.php?/weblog/mlnano/
