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January 18, 2005

Allow me to turn up the heat

I got $20 says he sounds just like Wally Cox.  Gut instinct, let’s call it. You can listen to a web stream here, 8 EST, 6 MST, 5 PST.  You Hawaiians I can’t help—but then, you’re probably too gorged on poi to give a shit.

in which protein wisdom attempts to raise the level of bi-partisan discourse by encouraging political comity

Man.  Those Nazis sure did suck, am I right…?

Peter Fonda comments on today’s testy Senate Confirmation Hearing exchange between California Senator Barbara Boxer and Secretary of State nominee Condolezza Rice

Fonda:  “Little story about Barbara Boxer, if I may.  Scene:  EXT. Malibu beach house, summer 1987.  Barbara and I are relaxing by my pool, making Reagan jokes and sharing a nice Sensi Star spliff and some wine coolers—when all of a sudden off comes the top to her O’Neill two piece, and the next thing I know the broad is fishing around inside my trunks for a handful of Captain

another announcement

I AM A CITIZEN JOURNALIST, BEHOLDEN TO MY CORPORATE PUPPET MASTERS!

John Kerry in the political wilderness:  Les Orchidees Restaurant, Paris, France

Kerry:  “Yes, bring me the Bar en Croûte de Sel with the glazed pearl onions, and — waiter:  “– Pardon.  But perhaps monsieur would prefer the blackened tuna with garlic, tomatoes, capers and basil.  Très bon.” Kerry:  “No, monsieur would prefer the salt-crusted sea bass, which is why monsieur ordered the salt-crusted sea bass.  With the glazed pearl on–” waiter:  “– but monsieur.  Surely you would prefer the blackened tuna. 

A message from Duncan Black to yours truly, delivered in a roundabout way.

From the comments section of this post by arch-villain Andrew Northrup: is protein wisdom back? I remember when he was supposed to one of those “sensible conservatives” i was supposed to be nice to. ugh. Atrios protein wisdom responds:  AS A CITIZEN JOURNALIST I SHALL BROOK NO DISRESPECT.  Now quickly, someone fetch me my copy of Blog so I can plan my CITIZEN JOURNALIST’S response to this communist OUTRAGE.* update: