8 Replies to “If instead of running for DNC Chair Howard Dean were to run for president of the Shriners”

1. John Boy says:

   January 12, 2005 at 10:06 pm

   First!

2. JWebb says:

   January 12, 2005 at 10:32 pm

   ’Course with Dean, they’d still be forever turning left in madcap, loopy circles.

3. BLT in CO says:

   January 12, 2005 at 10:43 pm

   …and the horn would honk itself LOUDLY from time-to-time.

4. McGehee says:

   January 12, 2005 at 11:33 pm

   He would have been the most popular guy at the 43rd annual convention of the Grand Mystic Loyal Order of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine.

   (Is quoting Ray Stevens songs still permitted now that Protein Wisdom is a Pat Boone theocracy?)

5. Lysander says:

   January 13, 2005 at 12:07 am

   NO, Jeff, you can’t do that – please don’t even think to insinuate that Howard Dean is a Masonic conspiracy. 

   Now, current-ish events in Ohio, now that’s a conspiracy.  I need to see if they’re receptive to Pro Hac counsel for that one

6. Robin Roberts says:

   January 13, 2005 at 12:44 am

   Isn’t Wellington Webb still in the running?  Hmmmm, there is a contest – incompetence against insanity.

   Maybe Webb will win and the DNC will enjoy all the new sculpture.

7. JWebb says:

   January 13, 2005 at 7:40 am

   If you’ve got a beef with Wellington, just understand that as a liberal, he enjoys spending others money on rare mediums well done.

   No relation.

8. Steve says:

   January 14, 2005 at 2:56 pm

   It’s all a plot by Karl Rove.

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