eg. “Is that your white wine spritzer?” “No, that white wine spritzer belongs to Abe Lincoln.”*
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So, re-history is the mother of more mention?
Well that’s just great! The value of the penny has just dropped precipitously.
The penny? More like “You don’t know where that penny has been!”
You don’t think they are going to change the color of the $5.00 bill, do you? To FFC0CB maybe?
I’m sorry.
Spritzer may sound funny.
Sphincter is funny.
I hear Abe had some fine sphincter. Y’know what I’m sayin’?
Ah. Putting the Log into Log Hill Republicans.
I hear Abe was into some serious barebackin’.
Okay, I’m not really sure what that means but it sounds gob-smackingly vile.
Okay, I’m not sure what gob-smacking means either but it sure sounds gay.
QED, bitch.
Hey come on Andrew Sullivan already explained that gayness is not about glory holes anal sex cocksucking and dressing up like ugly hookers while lisping.
Yo kelly, where ya been dude? Robin’s been missin’ his vocab lessons.
> Josh on 01/12 at 12:02 AM
If that’s true, then I’m calling the whole thing off!
Of course he was gay. No straight man would be caught dead in a theater.
I am a horrible person.
yes … you are! (yike)
Basil – The $5.00 bill will now be known as the $3.00 bill.
(Imagine Alan Sues):
IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON!
I dunno, Honest Abe was the least likely of our Founding Fathers to be caught camping it up in a fancy wig and frilly clothes.
On the other hand, he did have a beard…
Honest Abe was a Founding Father?!?!
Public school education, right?
This whole “Lincoln was gay” thing is ridiculous. There were no gays in the 1800’s.
swimdad
I searched the terms “Glory Hole, barback, Abe Licoln” and was referred to this threa in a quest for porn. What kind of operation are you running here buddy?
No way. My spam word was ‘cent’.
Anyways, JWebb’s $3.00 bill comment was about the funniest comment I think I’ve ever read.
It’s seems that Oliver Stone started a trend and all of history’s greats are coming out of the close posthumously. Why stop with Alexander and Abe…we could get all the A’s. Cain and Able…Able must have been gay. Of course Adam, even though he only had Eve, he was gay. Yep, if you’re a historical figure with a name beginning with A, get ready to leave the closet! (role models are needed you know)
What about Yassir Arafat?
Arafat’s a no-brainer. And we could probably get Gail to do some lit crit on Ahab chasing after Moby Dick.
And what’s this foolishness about no good looking Republican women, Shank?? Where do you live, boy?
– Funny words #2: “Gerken” (dylan COULD have at least worked it into the lyrics…)
“…I don’t want to eat a gerken…I just want to ride the Bush girls smirken….”
– Lexiconal update: “Gay as a three dollar bill” (Obligatory PC disclaimer: “Not that theres anything wrong with that….”)
– 2005 Liberal fashion statements #45, #46, #47;
45) T shirts with the logo “Support Beautification…help me find my Burka…”
46) Paris Hilton wardrobe improvements: “Closed for demolition”….
47) Burkenstock Slides: Pre-coated in parking lot tar….
It was exactly that, foolishness. I always thought of Hot Republican Women (HRW) as kind of unicorns, you know. I would hope against all odds that they existed, put stickers of them on my trapper keeper; without ever actually laying eyes on one. Then I saw RWS’s webpage, and the flood gates opened. Apparently there are quite a few of you out there, even though MSM has lead me to believe that you’re all old schoolmarm’s or some shit. Seriously, I’ve recieved…14 emails from HRW with photos attached (very revealing photos, I might add). It’s nice to know that dreams do come true.
It’s not “Gay as a three dollar bill”. It’s “Queer as a three dollar bill.” As in “Queer as a football bat”.
– Shank: Which part of “Lexiconal Update” didn’t you understand. The PC thought police will be knocking on your door any second…..
– Technological question of the week: If Apple can make a tiny Ipod why can’t cellulars just add them in….
Actually, the PC thought police came for me a long time ago. I keep them locked in the basement.
So far, MC, I’m following the terms ok.
MC,
Thanks for noticing my absence. RR seems to have managed without me just fine.
It’s seems that Oliver Stone started a trend and all of history’s greats are coming out of the close posthumously.
Oh just freakin’ great. So if I don’t want my reputation dragged through the mud (gobsmackingly vile pun not intended) my choices are to never die, or never become one of history’s greats.
Talk about a dilemma.
Yeah, RR’s gettin’ to be a show off now that he and RWS had that separate chat room thing that ‘didn’t’ happen
Ana- I just saw a new edition of Moby Dick at Borders. On the cover, the great white whale is breaching through the O in Moby.
Gail–well, that pretty much says it all, doesn’t it?
Ahab was queer as a football bat.
And Shank, I’m so–uh–happy for your enlightenment. That’s so nice for you, dear.