January 15, 2005
January 15, 2005
Scenes from my driveway, continued x 50
Deadbeat neighbor: “Cold out here today, eh?” Me: “I AM A CITZEN JOURNALIST. I DEMAND PIE!” Deadbeat neighbor: Me: Deadbeat neighbor: Me: Deadbeat neighbor: “Okay. Well, I’m gonna go inside and watch the playoffs…” Me: “HUGH HEWITT IS MY MASTER! BLOG IS MY BIBLE!”* Deadbeat neighbor: “Uh huh. Anyway, stop over later if you want to try some of my famous playoff nachos. Like an orgy of cheese and beef,
January 15, 2005
Sorry, but if that damn armadillo of yours won’t dance for us, we’re just going to take our business els—
Fine, I’ll give him a twirl. But if he gets spooked and pisses all over the coffee table again, you‘re coming over to clean it up. Deal…?