On the plus side, though—every day is a good day to have PAT BOONE AS YOUR MASTER! **** update:  Bronco’s head coach Mike Shanahan, his team trailing 35-3 at halftime, rallies the troops:  “…don’t worry. This is all part of my plan to bait the Colts into inserting their second teamers.  Then, like angry tigers, we strike…!”

PAT BOONE IS MY MASTER! **** update:  and not just Leather Pat, either. Should Vanilla Pat want to press those white vinyls on my throat and make me bark like a dog, I’m afraid I’m at his mercy.