From WorldNetDaily: “No Kid Rock at Bush concert: Committee backs off plan to feature rapper after pro-family Americans express outrage.”
Reached for comment, anti-family Americans expressed disappointment, but noted that they can always “fall back on child porn and the ritual sacrifice of Christians” to “get our shriveled and Godless anti-family rocks off.”
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(h/t Doug Ferguson)
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update: More from Malkin
You’re endorsing Hilary Duff in ‘08?
Pro-family? I have five siblings, and my parents were rank amateurs.
I’ve always felt that distant relatives were the best kind.
Now, where’s my goat? There’s sacrificin’ ta be done!
Oh well, you can only waltz with a stick up your ass anyway and I don’t think Kid did anything in 3.
Oh, well. I hear ZZ Top is still playing the Inaugural. I’m sure they can satisfy the pro-family crowd with a nice, soothing rendition of “Pearl Necklace.”
Sadly, you have to be over 35 to run for President, so Hillary Duff will not be old enough. Maybe we should work on an amendment to fix THAT. Fooey on Arnold.
Just a guess, but I highly doubt KR would be anywhere NEAR an inaugural for Hillary, either.
Later,
bbeck