Okay, I’ll give it a go. It’s like that huge monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey ate some tainted combo fajitas and was photographed just as it vomited up Michael Moore’s head.
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update: And a little glass football.
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You know – every time I see that picture, his arm is still in motion, and that glass football is going right into his head.
Seriously, doesn’t Michael Moore look like one of us had dressed him up as a joke ?
Okay, I’ll try it:
A deseased manatee with a massive boil in need of lancing clutching a cheap knock-off of the Lombardi trophy.
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Uh, that would be a monolith from 2001. An obelisk has a pointy thing on top–relevant only if he puts it on his head. Personally, I’d rather see him shove it up his ass.
Corrected.
I remember when Mad magazine revealed that the monolith in “2001, A Space Oddity” was really the box the United Nations building came in.
Looks more like Drew Carey ate Michael Moore, to me.