“While pretending to reach for my package, that Mapes dame slipped them into my pocket.” “CBS is on East Coast time, whereas BUSH LIED!” “Actually, I had entirely different forgeries¹—though I will admit to some coincidental overlap in the termilogy between my fake documents and the ones released by CBS.” “Why, they were left under my pillow by the forged document fairy, of course” “After a night of intense prayer,

Does anyone doubt that were John Kerry Beowulf, the US would today be pleading with the Franks for permission to write a strongly-worded resolution condemning a nuclear-armed Axis of Evil made up of a dragon, Grendel, and Grendel’s mom?  He’d probably petition them for permission to “express his concern” with North Korea, Iraq, and Iran, too, come to think of it. update:  Response from Gaul, “Perused your resolution, Beowulf, and

Fox News: Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said Thursday that Iraq’s Ayad Allawi was sent before Congress to put the “best face” on a Bush administration policy that has gone wrong. Shortly after Allawi, the interim government’s prime minister, gave a rosy portrayal of progress toward peace in Iraq, Kerry said the assessment contradicted Allawi’s own statements as well as the reality on the ground. “I think the prime minister

New York Post: […]while Lockhart insists that the documents were never mentioned in their conversation, he conceded “it’s possible” Mapes just happened to mention the memos when she asked him to give Burkett a call. Yesterday, he explained it this way: Mapes asked Lockhart to speak to “a guy who is being helpful on this story,” adding that she just happened to mention that “there are some records that might

…I always slather my rubber gloves in squeeze butter, then roll them in crushed fiberglass until the fingers are coated with prickly shards. I find such preparation makes the interrogation more…piquant…