…Anybody feel like emailing ol’ Mark Follman and letting him know the joke’s on him…? Or do you think it’ll be more fun letting him figure it out on his own…? update: Democratic strategist Ellis Henican emails, “Christ. And here I was thinking we couldn’t look any more confused and humorless.” update 2: Follman responds—though he doesn’t fare much better this time, I’m afraid. update 3: Captain Ed spends more
August 2004
August 31, 2004
A protein wisdom exclusive! 9 lines / phrases cut from the final draft of tonight’s Arnold Schwarzenegger address to the RNC
“[…] unlike John Kerry, who couldn’t lift one of Michael Moore’s man boobies.” “Am I the only one who thinks John Edwards looks like a woman?” “Then Nancy Pelosi got drunk and tried to grab my enormous package.” “How about those Bush twins in their little party dresses, eh? Does anybody else have a chubby?” “And then there’s Cruz Bustamante, who I pounded into paper and used to wipe my
August 31, 2004
A protein wisdom exclusive! 9 lines / phrases cut from the final draft of tonight’s Arnold Schwarzenegger address to the RNC
“[…] unlike John Kerry, who couldn’t lift one of Michael Moore’s man boobies.” “Am I the only one who thinks John Edwards looks like a woman?” “Then Nancy Pelosi got drunk and tried to grab my enormous package.” “How about those Bush twins in their little party dresses, eh? Does anybody else have a chubby?” “And then there’s Cruz Bustamante, who I pounded into paper and used to wipe my
August 31, 2004
protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 10
It’s not official yet, but I think I just talked National Review’s Rich Lowry into an actual pissing contest with Air America’s Al Franken. FOXNews’ Linda Vester has agreed to judge it. I’m off now to buy a case of Milwaukee’s Best and a couple of Super Big Gulps. And some yardsticks. Wish me luck. Developing…. update: Gonna need more Milwaukee’s Best, ‘t looks like. Because who knew Vester could
August 31, 2004
protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 10
It’s not official yet, but I think I just talked National Review’s Rich Lowry into an actual pissing contest with Air America’s Al Franken. FOXNews’ Linda Vester has agreed to judge it. I’m off now to buy a case of Milwaukee’s Best and a couple of Super Big Gulps. And some yardsticks. Wish me luck. Developing…. update: Gonna need more Milwaukee’s Best, ‘t looks like. Because who knew Vester could
August 31, 2004
Skeet Ulrich comments on Senator John McCain’s RNC address
“John who? Dude, how’d you get into my trailer? Seriously, you can’t be in here. I don’t even know you.”* **** Shannon Elizabeth update: “Skeet Ulrich? Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s seen my breasts…”
August 31, 2004
Skeet Ulrich comments on Senator John McCain’s RNC address
“John who? Dude, how’d you get into my trailer? Seriously, you can’t be in here. I don’t even know you.”* **** Shannon Elizabeth update: “Skeet Ulrich? Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s seen my breasts…”
August 31, 2004
protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 9
**** Because Allah asked…
August 31, 2004
protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 9
**** Because Allah asked…
August 31, 2004
protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 8
I was scheduled to do a brief 5-minute spot on Laura Ingraham’s radio show early this morning, but I slept through it after polishing off several bottles of bourbon last night with a pair of Wyoming delegates who kept giving me grief about my surf shop cowboy hat. I feel bad about missing Laura’s show—I sent her over a huge box of Raisinettes in lieu of a personal apology—but c’mon: