Son of Late Officer Questions Bush Memos… (via Drudge) Reached for comment, Senator Tom Harkin (D-IA) shouted, “Look!  Isn’t that a land shark?”—then turned and ran from the podium like a Girl Scout frightened by her first period.

Sure, run with it.  We can always retract it later.*

From Powerline (via Allah*):  Are the CBS National Guard Documents Fake? Bill INDC contacts a forensics specialist, who thinks they are.  The verdict: Dr. Bouffard called me again, and after further analysis, he says that he’s pretty certain that it’s a fake. Here’s why: * He looked through old papers he’s written, and noted that he’s come up against the inconsistency of the “4” several previous times with forgeries that

Howard Kurtz, Washington Post: President Bush’s former sister-in-law denied yesterday that she had given author Kitty Kelley any information about allegations of past drug use by Bush. Sharon Bush is quoted in Kelley’s forthcoming book about the Bush family as making one of the allegations, and Kelley’s editor said in an interview Tuesday that she had provided “confirmation” for the information. But Sharon Bush, who is divorced from the president’s

eg. “Are those your lederhosen?” “Yes, those lederhosen belong to me.”* *Worn as part of a Halloween costume, 1988.  I dressed as the St. Pauli Girl and got hit on by at least 3 of my fraternity brothers, one of whom dressed as Cleavon Little in Vanishing Point.  Which, that was really freaky, man.