Completely hungover and miserable. Here→ Michael Moore—circus-freak huge and probably hungry. John Kerry—starched, wealthy, and consistently annoying. John Edwards—thumbing through Jane magazine in the waiting area of an upscale salon even as we speak, thinking, Jeez, I sure do love bunnies. Now go. Enjoy your pancakes. update: That’s right. Who’s your daddy now, bitch…?
