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September 4, 2004

Did I eat a terrycloth leisure suit last night? Because my tongue seems to think I did.

Completely hungover and miserable.  Here→ Michael Moore—circus-freak huge and probably hungry.  John Kerry—starched, wealthy, and consistently annoying.  John Edwards—thumbing through Jane magazine in the waiting area of an upscale salon even as we speak, thinking, Jeez, I sure do love bunnies. Now go.  Enjoy your pancakes.  update:  That’s right. Who’s your daddy now, bitch…?