Edwards: “Bunnies, yes. Yes. Bunnies. Bunnies. Bunnies.”
September 21, 2004
September 21, 2004
More grist for the RatherGate rumor mill
For what it’s worth, NewsMax is running this story suggesting that the Kerry campaign referred to information contained in at least one of the forged¹ CBS documents as early as April: The Kerry campaign made an explicit reference to information in at least one of four forged military documents broadcast 14 days ago by CBS’s “60 Minutes” – in a detailed campaign press release attacking President Bush’s National Guard service
September 21, 2004
Dan Rather: “I didn’t say the documents were fakes, just that the science doesn’t exist at this point to prove just how absolutely REAL they are.”
“And besides, you don’t hammer shoes on Aunt Tilda when you’ve got a perfectly good horse saddled up in the stable.” **** update: more.
September 21, 2004
John Kerry’s press conference: immediate impressions
This man—this base and stunningly unscrupulous fraud—will say absolutely anything to get elected. Bottom line? Kerry is a lanky, pampered, condescending skin tube stuffed with boundless ambition and not much else. Except maybe pate. And toast points. But you know what I meant.
September 21, 2004
Twentieth in a a series of real-time empirical observations
In the time it takes you to read this post, Bush nemesis and Texas prairie loon Bill Burkett will have “uncovered” a series of documents suggesting that Bush the elder passed nuclear secrets to former “To Tell the Truth” star Kitty Carlisle in exchange for “3 bags of toasted pecans and a nice long spanking on my anxious naked bottom.”*
September 21, 2004
Rathergate: The Final Frontier
Well, let’s see. I’d planned to jot down a few thoughts about the latest RatherGate revelations, but Allah has already covered those in excrutiating detail—and with that same sodden sense of jittery, overtired bemusement I find myself swimming in these days. So no need. Meanwhile, Bill INDC sharpens his beak and takes a few hungry pecks at that giant, stunned CBS eyeball (the one that crazed loon Bill Burkett hopes
September 21, 2004
Kerry campaign advisor Joe Lockhart puts his foot down
related: USA Today, “CBS arranged for meeting with Lockhart.” Which, that can’t be legal, can it? **** pic from INDC. Captioned by me.
Former teen idol Leif Garrett Darfur update
Garrett: “Dude, I’m thinking about starting up this killer band. Can you play drums?” **** update: “Oh. Well can you maybe lend me five bucks, then? I am totally jonesing for a meatball sub right now.”