Confronted with these new revelations of an itinerant Iraqi nuclear threat, protein wisdom does what every good American does:  he watches football and eats shaved cold cuts, and has his wife work on site maintanence and various upgrades. Back later. 

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Rather:  “…Because as they say down in Tuscaloosa, you can’t roast the pork without first burping the pig…”

Burkett.  Mapes.  Barnes.  Van Os. And now…donk cyberflack Joshua Micah Friggin’ Marshall…? Time will tell, I suppose.  …And here I was thinking Marshall’s silence during the forged document¹ feeding frenzy had to do with his running out of Red Bull and Power Bars… Developing… **** ¹ Dan Rather responds:  “For the last time, they are not forgeries.  They’re sophisticated sex robots sent back in time to change the future for

Is it just me, or did George Lucas absolutely ruin the original Star Wars by digitally inserting some ridiculous sublot about a “Death Star”…? And while we’re on the subject, who is the old dude in the wizard robes?  And where is that wise green muppet character? Because him I liked.