Were I to stake my reputation as a world-class lover on the say-so of an ex-girlfriend’s 86-year old mother, you’d be justified in your skepticism. Unless I’ve slept with you, of course. Or unless it turns out I actually sexed up the old gal—which, sadly, ain’t too far fetched, given that the 1980s are a complete blur to me. In which case, y’know, nevermind. **** update: Allah has more. ****
September 15, 2004
protein wisdom: not a journalist since ever
But quite secure in his own masculinity, thank you.
Iranian Freeze on Uranium About to End
From The Guardian: A senior Iranian envoy suggested Wednesday that Tehran’s partial yearlong freeze on uranium enrichment is about to end, shrugging off U.S. and European pressure to renounce the process and end fears that his country wants to make nuclear arms. Both Washington and the European Union want a commitment from Iran to stop enrichment and have been working on a resolution to be adopted at an International Atomic
9 clues that Democratic strategist and Kerry booster Susan Estrich is NOT a cheese sandwich
Susan Estrich is much whiter than a cheese sandwich Susan Estrich sounds like Carol Channing; a cheese sandwich sounds like Fred Thompson Susan Estrich, 17 net carbs; a cheese sandwich, 68 net carbs A cheese sandwich would absolutely despise Alan Colmes A cheese sandwich will avoid the intentional spreading of partisan untruths and innuendo. Susan Estrich: gender feminist; a cheese sandwich: egalitarian, post-feminist A cheese sandwich tastes delicious with butter,
Another question for my Levi’s
me: “Tell you one thing: I wouldn’t want to be in Dan Rather’s shoes right about now, y’know?” Levi’s: “Or his pants either, for that matter..” me: “Well, yeah, sure. But I think we’re talking about two entirely different things here…” **** more
“I’d like to buy the world a latte, and keep it company…”
“We progressives will defend free speech with our last breath! (Unless, of course, it’s the speech of ‘Neandertals [sic] in fancy suits’ who—‘other than Left Behind books’—‘[…] don’t read. In which case, we’re willing to relax that whole ‘last breath’ thing.) “Tolerance for Semtex-strapped Palestinian freedom fighters! Death to fascist conservonazis! Birkenstocks for the underclass! An XBox in every pot…!” **** h/t Michelle Malkin **** update: all the web traffic
Al Franken: “Why do I stay at the foundering Air America Radio? Two words: coldcut spread.”
**** for Jeff Schultz. Photo here. **** update: “It’s photo-ops like this one that reaffirm my belief that, come November, John Kerry is going to be savaged like a hymen on prom night.” You’ll fit in just fine around here, son.
Bread buttering
Ernest Miller on RatherGate: At what point do the members of a news organization have an ethical duty or responsibility to speak out against their own organization? Shouldn’t those who claim to be journalists and reporters hold themselves to a higher standard? Shouldn’t they demand the same of the organization to which they belong? Reporters rely on ethical individuals in other institutions to blow the whistle when there are critical
