Does anyone doubt that were John Kerry Beowulf, the US would today be pleading with the Franks for permission to write a strongly-worded resolution condemning a nuclear-armed Axis of Evil made up of a dragon, Grendel, and Grendel’s mom?
He’d probably petition them for permission to “express his concern” with North Korea, Iraq, and Iran, too, come to think of it.
update: Response from Gaul, “Perused your resolution, Beowulf, and we feel your use of ‘truculant’ to be far too pointed. Replace it with ‘not so very helpful’ and maybe we’ll talk.”
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That is a great p-shop.
Masterful, sir. You should have your name on it to protect yourself from Robin Hood, if you catch my drift…
Not referring to the above listed noble Squire Bill INDC, of course, who has been doing masterful work of his own lately…
His head is significanly off-center, and his shoulders just will never be that big, unless he’s smuggling canned hams under those furs…
Furs! FURS!!
I am outraged. Someone get this to PETA!!!
Heh.
That’s the first time in history there’s been that many people to the left of John Kerry.
Mead Hall moments, now with O-Dub!
Can’t wait ‘til you start animating. I’d like to see a grendel-ish old-english tentacle reach in there and give Beowulf a surprise.
Even on my lousiest day you can crak me up.
I bow to your greatness and all that groveling stuff.
That is funny, but the real Kerry is JUST as funny…see????
http://qando.net/archives/002866.htm
Ah, yes. The bike photo…
Wait, wait. That picture. All the way to the right.
Le pimp. Notice it’s from the Child Pimp & Ho set of custumes from Brand On Sale.
Riot.