Q: What do you get when you cross Al Gore and a plate of fried calamari? A: Lightly-breaded squid. That’s gone stark-raving mad. **** update: Evidently, spittlefoamed podium banging coupled with oddly emphasized alveolar fricatives passes for “eloquent” in some circles.* *cf. Dante, Inferno

American cheese Apple pie “Freedom” fries Meatloaf Turkey (w/ stuffing) Hershey Bars Bagels Anything with a “Mc” in front of it Liver and onions *

The World is too much with us; late and soon,       Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers:      Little we see in Nature that is ours; We have given our hearts away, a sordid boon! This Sea that bares her bosom to the moon,      The winds that will be howling at all hours      And are up-gather’d now like sleeping flowers, For this, for everything, we are out of tune;

The World is too much with us; late and soon,       Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers:      Little we see in Nature that is ours; We have given our hearts away, a sordid boon! This Sea that bares her bosom to the moon,      The winds that will be howling at all hours      And are up-gather’d now like sleeping flowers, For this, for everything, we are out of tune;

Serves 7. (Or Michael Moore, if you happen also to have a footlong summer sausage and a box of Fiddle Faddle lying around.) 2 x 4 oz cans mushroom stems and pieces, drained and finely chopped 1 14 oz can artichoke hearts, drained and finely chopped 1 10 oz jar pimiento stuffed olives, drained and finely chopped 1 6 oz can ripe olives, drained and finely chopped 1/4 c Chopped

Serves 7. (Or Michael Moore, if you happen also to have a footlong summer sausage and a box of Fiddle Faddle lying around.) 2 x 4 oz cans mushroom stems and pieces, drained and finely chopped 1 14 oz can artichoke hearts, drained and finely chopped 1 10 oz jar pimiento stuffed olives, drained and finely chopped 1 6 oz can ripe olives, drained and finely chopped 1/4 c Chopped

Dick Morris, writing in The Hill: “The election for president is a three-way race. No, its not Ralph Nader I

This blog is not a rebel blog. **** update: Sorry. Happens every time I wear sunglasses in the house. No idea why.