Deadbeat neighbor: “What you got there?”
Me: “I’m putting in an air conditioner.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “AC, eh? Fancy…”
Me: “Yeah, I live like a king.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “You say that sarcastically, but I’d vote for you.”
Me: “Well, I’m not sure that’s how monarchies work exactly, but thanks just the same.”
Jeff: “Scenes from my driveway” would make a great Vanity Fair article…or maybe even a book. This stuff kills… –s
Thanks! My wife claims to hate them, but I have my doubts.
reminds me of…
aurthur: I am your king
peasant: Well I didnt vote for you
aurthur: you dont vote for kings!
I don’t see Deadbeat neighbor watching too much Python, but one never knows, I guess…
I also don’t think there’s much of a career in being the Lady Of The Lake, what with just lying around and lobbing scimitars. Imagine the insurance premiums…
Oh come on Jeff, now you’ve gotta be making this stuff up!
Jeff obviously makes everything up. Except the stuff he doesn’t.
It’s true. I don’t even have a driveway. Hell, I don’t even have a car. Or feet.
…perhaps a syndicated cartoon.