Oh. So that’s an asshat. Well. Seems so obvious when you literalize it. **** *No, it’s not. But it very clearly should be.

…And when hermaphrodites fall in love, they just kinda chill and enjoy a tasty beverage. Because what else are they going to do? **** h/t BH

…And when hermaphrodites fall in love, they just kinda chill and enjoy a tasty beverage. Because what else are they going to do? **** h/t BH

1) My son turns 4-months old today, so if he’s reading this, happy birthday, kiddo! 2) The pilot episode of “NYPD Blue” may just be the best hour of television ever. David Caruso in particular is outstanding. Which is something you can’t say about his work on “CSI: Miami.” 3) When “Friends” ends its network run this evening, I will immediately cease wearing my hair in a “Rachel cut.” If

Part 3. Sober and thoughtful, too. Excellent job all the way around, Bill.

Part 3. Sober and thoughtful, too. Excellent job all the way around, Bill.

Overheard in the checkout line at Safeway, May 5: Man: “…and we have some sweet relish at home, right?” Woman: [thumbing through a magazine] “I think so, yeah. You know, that Michael Moore’s got some big breasts…” Man: “…what about barbecue sauce…? Because I think we should grill at least some of this chicken while it’s still nice out.”

She sells / sea shells / by the — KA-BLOOOOOOOOOOEEEY! …er, medic, please / And a shovel, if you have one handy…

Squire Franklin Burroughs III: “You gotta have tariffs, son. How else you gonna compete with the damn foreigners? …You gotta have tariffs…”

Writing in Reason, Cathy Young questions the “one-size-fits-all approach to domestic violence” currently in favor here in the US: “For 15 years or so, a fairly straightforward paradigm has dominated mainstream thinking about domestic violence policies. According to this conventional wisdom, domestic violence should not be treated as a “family problem,” the way it often was in the past, but as a crime — one perpetrated primarily by men against