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Dick Morris, writing in The Hill: “The election for president is a three-way race. No, its not Ralph Nader I

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  1. Tman says:

    Osama Bin laden came to the USA…

    Looking to turn us in to the caliphate….

    All his men ended up in jail, they took his towel and he turned tail, I said hey babe.

    Talk a walk on the wild side…..I said hey Osama, talk a walk on the wild side…..

    And the daily Kossacks go……doo, doo-doo, doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo-doo….

  2. Tman says:

    Ahem…….sorry Lou….

  3. Rae says:

    Wow, Jeff, I am so impresses.  I actually sang all the “doo-doo’s” and you got them all.

    P.S. I suggested to Z that the grits be changed to soggy hashbrowns soaking in bacon grease?

  4. Jeff G says:

    Mmmmm, bacon grease…

  5. Rae says:

    Arrggggh, you know what I meant up there, right?  ImpressedD.

    Anyway, WWND-burn ‘em?

  6. Kathy says:

    Funny, I always thought she was “giving” head, rather than being on the receiving end. 

    Hmmph.  Changes the whole damn thing.

  7. Rae says:

    Well, when you think about it,Kathy, it is harder for a woman to not lose her head when given rather than giving…

  8. Kathy says:

    True.

    The rarity of just such an occasion is enough to knock any woman’s sense of equilibrium, let alone a transvestite’s.

  9. Rae says:

    Big grin on me from that line, Kathy-good one!

  10. John Kerry told the DU men

    You have to let that raga drop.

    Terror down the desert way

    Has been shakin’ to the top.

    He borrowed his wife’s Cadillac

    To go a-cruisin’ down the ‘ville

    We know he was a-standing

    ‘Cause he never takes a spill.

    Kerry, he don’t like it!

    Losin’ to Bush-ah,

    George W. Bush-ah.

    Kerry, he don’t like it.

    Losin’ to Bush-ah,

    George W. Bush-ah.

    By order of the prophet

    We knock the Dhimmi’s ‘round

    Degenerate the faithful

    With that crazy DU sound.

    But the blogosphere they brought out

    The antidote to dumb.

    Mark Steyn and James Lileks

    Thump the eejits ‘til their numb.

    As soon as John Kerry

    Had cleared the square,

    They began to wail.

    Kerry, he don’t like it!

    Losin’ to Bush-ah,

    George W. Bush-ah.

    Kerry, he don’t like it.

    Losin’ to Bush-ah,

    George W. Bush-ah.

    Now over at the UN,

    Man, they really pack ‘em in.

    The in crowd say it’s cool

    Internationalizing.

    But as the wind changed direction

    Big Media took five,

    The people caught on quick

    To that multi-culti jive.

    Kerry, he don’t like it!

    Losin’ to Bush-ah,

    George W. Bush-ah.

    Kerry, he don’t like it.

    Losin’ to Bush-ah,

    George W. Bush-ah.

    Now Bush called up his jet fighters.

    He said you better earn your pay.

    Drop your bombs between the minarets

    Down Fallujah way.

    As soon as ol’ E. L. was

    Chauffeured outta there

    The hip pundits tuned to

    The knowin’ blogosphere

    As soon as ol’ E. L. was

    Outta their hair

    The Hofstra kids wailed

    Kerry, he don’t like it!

    Losin’ to Bush-ah,

    George W. Bush-ah.

    Kerry, he don’t like it.

    Losin’ to Bush-ah,

    George W. Bush-ah.

    He thinks it’s not kosher

    Fundamentally he can’t take it.

    You know he really hates it.

  11. upke says:

    I adore you! I absolutely love you……doo….doo..doo…..doo..doo…..

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