Buttermaker: “You forgot to sign the check, the check is not signed.” **** Update : Worst news ever. Ever. Ever. update 2: What will happen to this line in the remake, do you think? My guess: “Jews, Spics, Blacks, homos, and now a girl…?

Buttermaker: “You forgot to sign the check, the check is not signed.” **** Update : Worst news ever. Ever. Ever. update 2: What will happen to this line in the remake, do you think? My guess: “Jews, Spics, Blacks, homos, and now a girl…?

Chapter 7: Velveeta Cheese and Blackberry Jelly Chapter 1. Chapter 2. Chapter 3. Chapter 4. Chapter 5. Chapter 6.      “Would you like a sandwich, Elizabeth?” I asked, gently caressing her shoulder. I’d woken up early and toweled off, then drained the tub in which she and I had spent the night. I left a clean white towel on the ledge.      Elizabeth was slow to respond. The heavy door from her

This what you’re looking for…? Glad I could help.

This what you’re looking for…? Glad I could help.

eg. “Is that your gypsum?” “Yes, that gypsum* belongs to me.” *Hydrated Calcium Sulfate

eg. “Is that your gypsum?” “Yes, that gypsum* belongs to me.” *Hydrated Calcium Sulfate

Q: What do you get when you cross Teresa Heinz Kerry and a cauliflower? A: A bitch with lots of money who just happens to be holding a cauliflower.*

According to Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics, it’s only a matter of time before America’s favorite rapidly expanding rhino-hipped faux populist is crushed under the weight of his own snack-inspired density swell: It’s an old movie gimmick; a misguided scientist, radioactive fallout, pollution, or some other folly of mankind abnormally shrinks or expands someone or some creature. While we must admit to being entertained by such gimmicks, the physics are another

Interesting debate over the effectiveness and/or desirability of mandatory arrests in domestic abuse cases happening here, for those who’d like to offer an opinion… Well. update: interesting piece, apropos to current discussion.