No, you kiss altogether wrong, honey. Me, I’ve got lips like velvet curtains and a tongue that can tickle a popcorn husk loose from your molars and still come out tasting like a scoop of ripe honeydew. So don’t talk to me about kissing.
“Only the Lonely,” The Motels
It’s like I told you, only the moldy get sprayed.
That’s the best line I’ve ever heard. You had me at velvet!
I was liking the honeydew myself…
Being relatively new here, have we covered why it would be perfectly natural for someone to be uptight and distractive if they were near somebody who was radioactive?
You, too, huh? *tsk, tsk*
Why won’t the government DO something?!?
What? Still no I Wanna Be a Cowboy?