If a tree falls in the forest and no one’s there to hear it, will Al Gore still hump it like a rutting, pinkish bull elk…?
May 25, 2004
May 25, 2004
Super Partisan Nursery Rhymes, 2
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white as the guest list at a John Kerry cocktail party. And snow.
May 25, 2004
Film reviews in 5 words or less, #4
The Day After Tomorrow (2004) Directed by Roland Emmerich. Stars Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Emmy Rossum, Ian Holm, and Sela Ward. Five words or less review: Vote Bush and you’ll die.
May 25, 2004
Attention please, potential RMBB attendees
Those planning to attend the Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash v. 3.0 this Friday, please alert Zombyboy. He’s offering everyone who RSVPs in advance a set of custom-designed mud flaps. Rumor has it my Zombyboy custom-designed mud flaps show a piping hot bowl of soup. Which is perfect, because I just loooooove soup! RSVP today! **** update: Talk Left’s Jeralyn Merritt chimes in: “Lynndie England is clearly the victim of a
May 25, 2004
The President’s Speech
My reaction: I think the Bush administration regained a bit of control over the Iraq narrative — at least in the eyes of those who saw the speech (which, sadly, wasn’t broadcast on the major network news channels). The Daily Kos readers’ reaction: Smirky McChimpyburton can’t even pronounce Abu Ghraib, the stupid lying smirky shrub! First nuc-ular, now Abu Ghraib! Yodelyodelyodelyodelgleeeee! Shrub shrub shrub shrub shrub shrubby McShrubshrub shrub. See
May 25, 2004
The President’s Speech
My reaction: I think the Bush administration regained a bit of control over the Iraq narrative — at least in the eyes of those who saw the speech (which, sadly, wasn’t broadcast on the major network news channels). The Daily Kos readers’ reaction: Smirky McChimpyburton can’t even pronounce Abu Ghraib, the stupid lying smirky shrub! First nuc-ular, now Abu Ghraib! Yodelyodelyodelyodelgleeeee! Shrub shrub shrub shrub shrub shrubby McShrubshrub shrub. See
May 25, 2004
A Poem from 1968, Revised by the Ghost of Richard Brautigan, 2004 (eighth in a series)
The Hour of Eternity Hydrogenated Trans-Fats Part 5 “The Chinese read the time in the eyes of cats,” said Baudelaire Michael Moore and went into a jewelry store snack shop on Market St. He came out a few moments later carrying a twenty-one jewel Siamese cat that he wore on the end of a golden chain Four double cheeseburgers, a large tub of onion rings, and a chocolate coated marshmellow
May 25, 2004
Randle Patrick McMurphy decries the arbitrary nature of chronologically defined morality
McMurphy: “… she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don’t think it’s crazy at all and I don’t think you do either.”
May 25, 2004
Talking back to 80s music, 20
I’ve actually seen eyes without a face. They look exactly like ping pong balls, only more gelatinous. And, y’know, a little bit confused…