Y’know, the same thing happened to me a couple of months back — except with my post, instead of forcing an amendment to a high-profile Ninth Circuit opinion, I was able to convince Oliver Willis to give up deviled eggs and mayonnaise-based potato salad. At least in the short term. Not to pat myself on the back or anything, but I may just have saved a man’s life. You’re welcome,

Good. Make sure he turns his head to the side and coughs…

Overheard at the Outback Steakhouse, Atlanta GA, April 14. Britney Spears: “…Bloomin’ Onions! I loooooove Bloomin’ Onions. Oh, man, I am so all over those…!” update: No, I was simply pointing out that famous people can like Bloomin’ Onions, too. I didn’t even notice a weight gain.

Overheard at the Outback Steakhouse, Atlanta GA, April 14. Britney Spears: “…Bloomin’ Onions! I loooooove Bloomin’ Onions. Oh, man, I am so all over those…!” update: No, I was simply pointing out that famous people can like Bloomin’ Onions, too. I didn’t even notice a weight gain.

“I got drunk at a fraternity party and got knocked up by somebody on the lacrosse team. Todd, I think it was. I blame President Bush. And that Ashcroft demon.” Part 2

Ouch. PLEASANTVILLE, N.J. — The coaches of a middle school basketball team who humiliated one of their players by giving him a “crybaby award” will likely face disciplinary action from district officials. The 13-year-old boy’s coach called him just before last month’s team banquet and told him to make sure he attended because he was getting a special trophy, the boy’s father said. At the event, the boy watched as

Man, whaddya need to do to get kicked off this thing — support Israel?

Mike Damone: “Hey. Buddy. You gotta ace that jacket.”

Puppies! Yay, puppies…! **** update: Indeed, there’s much wisdom to be found in the celebration of puppyhood.